DEFINITION
Hubristic, bombastic Midwestern MC
Meek, self-deprecating Midwestern MC
DEFINING CHARACTERISTICS
Smokes cigarettes, drinks whiskey, challenges the competition, fucks groupies
Sings about Santa Claus, warns girls of the perils of becoming a “tour mark,” teaches his son about women
ADDRESSES ROMANTIC CONFLICT THUSLY
“Go to hell girl/you make me sick/I hope your new boyfriend gets cancer in his dick”
“Those are your shoes/these are my shoes/we’ve got issues”
MORNING ROUTINE
“Sometimes I wake up like, ‘Fuck the world!’/and after I fuck my girl/I wanna curl up in the corner of my basement/waiting for civilization to fold”
“Up and out the door by 9 o’clock/the sun is shining up and down the block/there’s children in the corner waiting for a bus”
NOTABLE NAMEDROPS
Muddy Waters, Mobb Deep, Murs
Ann Landers, Ani DiFranco, Orphan Annie
RECURRENT THEME
Masturbation
Masturbation
WINNER
Badass. Duh.
Atmosphere play the Mainstage Mon 8–9 pm.
