R PLACE 619 E Pine St, 322-8828 If you read the newspapers, you're aware that homosexuals are taking over the country, deploying their sinister "gay agenda" to make a mockery of America and pervert everything you hold dear. So why not make nice with your future rulers by stopping by a gay bar for a gayer-than-gay drink? R Place's frozen Manhattans are redder than Hell, sweeter than fuck, and pack a considerable wallop--imagine a Slurpee struck by horny lightning. Don't worry about feeling out of place--cocktails this fruity and frozen automatically confer situational homosexuality on all who imbibe them. DAVID SCHMADER