Tools
Excellent
- LITTLE ORPHAN ANI: ANI DiFRANCO
- TYLENOL TALENT: DIAMANDA GALAS
- STUPID BLOODY STUPID!: U2
- Excellent
- CINEMATIC CLICHE: JOHN WILLIAMS
- SURF BLAND: PIXIES
- LYRICAL LIGHTWEIGHT: LEONARD COHEN
- HALF-ASSED HISTRIONICS: MURDER CITY DEVILS
- NASTY NOT NICE: THE BEASTIE BOYS
- LOW-RENT BEATLES: OASIS
- CASH-IN CROONERS: BLONDIE
- MOUTH FULL OF SHIT: BOB DYLAN
- PUNK SUCKS!: THE MISFITS
- TRAGIC WASTE: BOB MARLEY
- FASCIST BULLY: HENRY ROLLINS
- COAT-TAIL RIDER: STING
- JUNGLE/ DRUM 'N' BASS
- NO CLOTHES: SLEATER-KINNEY
- COUNTRY BUMPKINS: BLUR
- SOULLESS DIVA: LAURYN HILL
- BLEARY CRYBABY: RUFUS WAINWRIGHT
- MARKETING FOR MORONS: KISS
- '80s HITS
- ASSHOLE WITH ATTITUDE: FRANK SINATRA
- RADIOHEAD
- HATE HAIKU FOR LENNY KRAVITZ
- HEAD CASES: SUEDE
- IDLE CHATTER: BILLIE HOLIDAY
- JUNKIE JERK-OFFS: THE VELVET UNDERGROUND
- GRUMPY OLD MEN: THE ROLLING STONES
- JOHNNY CASH
- VAUDEVILLE VALET: BUSTA RHYMES
- LITTLE ORPHAN ANI: ANI DiFRNCO
- TYLENOL TALENT: DIAMANDA GALAS
- STUPID BLOODY STUPID!!: U2
I've tried to like him. I really have. But listening to Rufus Wainwright makes me feel like a depressed, loony drunk. His bleary crybaby songs and whiny, nasal voice drones and grates throughout the album, punctuated only by his clunky piano playing and bizarre key changes, making him sound like he's going through puberty. I know I should appreciate Wainwright's "unique" sound, which has been likened to a '30s European cabaret act (with a modern gay twist), but all his tragedy and sloppy romance and melodrama just come across as one big, lonely mess.
Pull yourself together, honey.
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I've tried to like him. I really have. But listening to Rufus Wainwright makes me feel like a depressed, loony drunk. His bleary crybaby songs and whiny, nasal voice drones and grates throughout the album, punctuated only by his clunky piano playing and bizarre key changes, making him sound like he's going through puberty. I know I should appreciate Wainwright's "unique" sound, which has been likened to a '30s European cabaret act (with a modern gay twist), but all his tragedy and sloppy romance and melodrama just come across as one big, lonely mess.
Pull yourself together, honey.







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