Dear Mel Brooks: Yes, you've tortured a perfectly good 90-minute movie into an unbearably long three-hour musical in an obvious and cloying play for some scratch, but this is Blowjob, where I'm required to say something nice. So: Letting French mime Marcel Marceau speak the only audible lines in Silent Movie still seems clever, decades later. And dubbing that line ("non") into three languages for the DVD release? Also clever. Even though we're giving you shit for Young Frankenstein, we're hoping you'll premiere the Blazing Saddles musical here. That's our favorite one, probably because Richard Pryor was a cowriter. We are so in love with Richard Pryor.