Life is rich.
Not so rich, however, that the bizarre and fretful rumor I recently caught wind of involving singer/songwriter John Wesley Harding has one stinking shred of truth to it (sorry, "MBlack"). So forget it. And that desperate call I put out requesting dirt on the bisexual (read: fruitier than a roll-up) TV star who's keeping a rent-a-boy up here? Turned up nary one stain of real evidence. So you can forget that too.
So. Seattle Times columnist Jean Godden reports that Stranger editor-slash-perennial smart mouth Dan Savage isn't kicking his man Terry to the curb--Dan simply bought a condo from actor John Corbett so he can write another (damn) book free from the chaos of their child-friendly home. Must be nice. (Have I ever told you what they PAY me here?)
And please don't get the idea that I read Jean Godden. Someone TOLD me. But I've also noted that she mentions Dan in her column (which I don't read) A LOT.
I think she wants him.
I, on the other had, write about John Corbett a lot.
OH! The SCANDAL! Each year the sexier Washington state firefighters oil up and pose sexily for a calendar; proceeds go to the WSCFF Burn Foundation (www. firefightercalendar.org). And each year the Seattle Gay News (which I don't read) does a big, oily write-up about it. (Someone TOLD me.) But when SGN reporter Albert Rodriguez rang the models up for comment, a few tripped out at his gayness and succinctly told him to hightail his faggy fanny to h-e-double fire poles, and now there is "controversy"! Lucky thing gay people are fireproof, and never, ever buy shirtless-fireman calendars.