Boy, do I suck! After last week's item concerning the alleged snootiness of chanteuse Neko Case, I was practically COATED with phone calls and e-mails swearing to sweet baby Jesus that our lady Neko is far from a tantrum-throwing diva. Turns out Neko has had on-again, off-again problems with overzealous fans (i.e. stalkers), and any of her behavior that might possibly be construed as diva-esque comes only from a reas- onable place of self-protection. Apologies to the divine Ms. Case.
Next we come to a question that has puzzled phil- osophers for seconds: Are "reality TV" people real celebrities? I'm beginning to think so. I've received a gazillion sightings of Nick Brown (who?) from the second season of Survivor, yet haven't heard a single PEEP about THE Miss Janet Jackson, who visited a full three weeks ago! Is this glorified game-show contestant actually more notable than THE Janet Jackson? Or is someone seriously holding out on me? SOMEBODY must've seen Ms. Jackson doing SOMETHING, SOMEWHERE! Whoever you are: Mosey your little ass over to the computer, type out a detailed description, and send it to me, dammit!! Do it NOW!
