While the rest of us poor schmucks stood sniffling in the cold gray rain like a herd of special-needs kids with postnasal drip, spunky Kaye did what we could scarcely even DREAM of doing. On January 12, she decked herself out in sartorial splendor, put her little schnoz in the air, and marched right past security and into St. James Cathedral on First Hill. Yes, Kaye CRASHED Conan O'Brien's wedding!
Here is my EXCLUSIVE interview:
So! Kaye! You busted into Conan's wedding. How exciting!
Well, the bride [Liza Powel] was wearing an old tacky dress' and she wasn't as pretty as I thought she'd be [laughs]. Just kidding!!
The bride's dress was old and tacky? I find that hard to believe!
Did I say that?! That's jealousy on my part! I'm guessing it was her mother's. The bridesmaids were all in red--red sweater sets and red skirts. It actually looked quite nice.
Jealousy? My, my! Seems like someone has a little crush on Conan....
Okay, I am a stalker. I admit it.
Tell us about the reception!
The reception was at the old Union Station. It was great! Seafood, a live jazz band, and believe me, some good alcohol!
I BET! Those Irish Catholics, you know, GLUG, GLUG! Did you recognize anyone noteworthy at the reception?
Lisa Kudrow.
Wow! I worship the ground that woman floats above! But it makes sense: She and Conan used to date back in the '80s. What was she like?
She's way skinnier than she looks on Friends, which is really scary since she looks bigger than the other girls. Her husband is an older gentleman who is quite handsome and distinguished-looking.
Right--Michael Stern. He's a muffin. Did you get a chance to rub up against Conan?
No. Besides, I think I've gotten over my Conan obsession.
Me too. Any final word in closing? Some advice for fledgling star-stalkers like yourself?
If you ever wanna crash a celebrity wedding, dress up like you're actually invited, and just give them your last name, and waltz in.
We will, Kaye, we will! Thanks for sharing and GOD BLESS YOU!
