What do you recommend for dinner here?

I like it all. Maybe the Mongolian beef?

What is the last thing you ate here?

Coffee.

Is that what you had for breakfast?

I didn't wake up early enough for breakfast.

What did you have for lunch?

A Cup O' Noodles, shrimp flavor.

And for dinner?

I haven't had dinner yet. I eat at midnight when the restaurant closes. Instant noodles and coffee—that's what's fueling me right now.

If you could eat anything you wanted while being massaged by 10,000 naked virgins, or naked whoevers if you aren't into virgins, what would it be?

Probably a hamburger.

Where's your favorite place to eat?

Canton Wonton House in the International District [608 S Weller St].

For hamburgers?

No. Just for, like, food. It's good, cheap Chinese food.

Interview by Cienna Madrid