How long have you been open for business?
About a month and a half. I was imported from Europe.
Are you a he mouth or a she mouth?
A she mouth. My pouty, polished red lips are the sort you wish you found grinning up at you when you peed on your girlfriend.
What sort of clientele do you, as an open mouth, appeal to?
Dudes who've just finished watching their favorite sports team at Qwest or Safeco Field, and have been busy drowning their sorrows or toasting their victories for the last several hours.
But guys have the equipment to piddle anywhere they want—they can do it on a building, or a colony of ants, or discreetly out of a car window. What makes seeking out an open mouth worthwhile?
In none of those other situations is there a bond between the piddler and the piddled on. Cars and buildings are pretty ambivalent about whether or not they're peed on, and ants get offended. But I'm willing to suffer lockjaw to make bathrooms fun again! Men come to Bites for my services, but stay for the tapas.
Interview by Cienna Madrid
