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Mike Albaeck of Proletariat Pizza

Is your slogan—"Pizza we can believe in"—meant to imply that your pizzas are somehow more plausible than average?

It means we use ingredients we believe in—local ingredients and hormone-free cheese and milk.

Do you buy ingredients from other White Center businesses? I think a particularly interesting pizza could result from collaboration with Stan's Adult Superstore.

I would collaborate with Stan, he's a great guy, but I don't know what kind of edibles he has. We just started selling root beer from Zippy's Giant Burgers.

Do you have any appropriately garish tropical drinks or invasive snake species to go with your "Real Hawaiian" Spam and pineapple pizza?

No, maybe we should start serving one of those Hawaiian beers that are popular right now. Big Al's IPA goes well with it.

Do you ever have the ham and egg pizza for breakfast?

No, because I'd be eating leftovers, and there's no reason for me to do that, but I hear it's excellent reheated.

Would you make a green eggs and ham pizza upon request?

Yes, with arugula. recommended

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christ what a humorless and pretentious bore! he is aware that the stranger asks occasionally funny questions, right? and that this is a great opportunity to call attention to his new rad business? now i just want to avoid it for fear of glancing over and seeing him glowering at me with his arms crossed. for fucks sake!
Posted by white center-dont judge us by proletariot and full tilt on May 25, 2011 at 2:07 PM · Report this
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proletariat pizza is awesome. i'm a delridge boy and fortunately i DO judge white center by proletariat and full tilt which is what has me and my family jumping on the 120 on weekends and heading down there. also, the good mexican places, pho restaurants, and the bbq joint. i assume the anonymous poster at #1 frequents the KFC/A&W and/or the Dairy Queen, so I'll just leave him to his.
Posted by bbilly on June 1, 2011 at 9:10 AM · Report this

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