WEEK OF FUN
The brainchild of local comic Dartanion London, the annual Week of Fun brings seven straight nights of awesome local comedy to our swampy little hamlet. Check Stranger Suggests (page 19) for the complete lineup—I'm especially excited about Orally Fixated (comics like Rylee Newton and Owen Straw tell roommate horror stories) and Adventure Buddies (the latest installment in Kevin Clarke and Travis Vogt's epic action miniseries). And Celebrity Open Mic. And Weird and Awesome with Emmett Montgomery. Fuck it, everything is good. Various locations, www.weekoffun.com.
He was in Roll Bounce AND Drumline, people! He is married to motherfucking Mariah Carey!!! This is the closest you will probably ever come to touching Mariah Carey's shiny, shiny hair. The Parlor Collection, 700 Bellevue Way NE, Suite 300, Bellevue, 425-289-7000, $25–$35, 21+.