LAFF HOLE WITH RON FUNCHES
Okay. So yeah, this paper officially comes out on Thursday, February 3, so I'm kind of telling you to time-travel to yesterday and go see some comedy. But I think we both know the truth! You can get both the print AND online versions of The Stranger on Wednesday, which means it's entirely possible that you will receive this important message in time. The message is this: GO SEE GODDAMN RON FUNCHES AT CHOP SUEY TONIGHT. WEDNESDAY. DO IT. Funches is one of the most happy-making bundles of wise, stony brilliance ever to wander out of the Oregonian forests. He is undislikable. You must go. Chop Suey, 8:30 pm, $10, 21+.
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