DESCRIPTION

Whimsically lo-fi sister act

Chocolate-flavored breakfast cereal

MANUFACTURER

Their shared parents

General Mills

CLAIM TO FAME

After 10 years separated, the sisters reunited in Paris and recorded an album within a month

The ability to turn ordinary milk into chocolate milk

MASCOT

Butt-fucking unicorns

Sonny the Cuckoo Bird

RALLYING CRY

“We’re supposed to sound like this!”

“I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs®!”

ARCHENEMY

www.pitchforkmedia.com

Count Chocula

WINNER

For staying crispier in milk—CocoRosie!

CocoRosie play the Northwest Court Mon 8–9 pm. Cocoa Puffs® are available at better grocery and convenience stores across the Seattle area.