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Gift Item List
- STRANGERCROMBIE HOME
- CELEBRITY
- Harvey Danger Cover the Song of Your Choice
- BOAT Cover the Song of Your Choice
- Dina Martina Covers the Song of Your Choice
- "Awesome" Cover the Song of Your Choice
- Lunch with Five Fags
- Hugh Foskett's Package
- Rat City Rollergirls Birthday Bash
- A Copy of the Shortbus Screenplay Signed by Director John Cameron Mitchell
- Attend a Sonics Game with Sherman Alexie and Dan Savage
- Showgirls with David Schmader
- Ride the Ducks with Cienna Madrid
- Gay Bingo with Sally Clark
- SuttonBeresCuller Tree-Trimming Party
- BeDazzled with Ben Exworthy
- ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
- So You Wanna Be Orson Welles
- So You Wanna Be a Medici
- So You Wanna Be an Artist
- So You Wanna Be a Writer
- So You Wanna Be an Actor
- So You Wanna Be Cultured
- Stranger Genius Package #1: On the Boards
- Stranger Genius Package #2: Washington Ensemble Theatre
- Cineaste Fiesta
- SIFF Freakout
- Theater Nerd
- Comics Nerd
- Alex Ross’s iPod
- Artsy Menorah, Frosted Jesus
- Sgt. Rigsby and His Amazing Silhouettes
- FASHION
- The Year in Threads for Her
- Fashion for Her
- Fashion for Him
- His 'n' Hers Fashion
- Holey Crap
- Beat with the Pretty Stick
- Hair-Hater's Package
- R.E.Load in Red
- MUSIC
- Poster Package #1 — Pearl Jam
- Poster Package #2 — Jeff Kleinsmith
- Poster Package #3 — Sasquatch, Part One
- Poster Package #4 — Sasquatch, Part Two
- Poster Package #5 — Autographed Goods
- Poster Package #6 — Alejandro Escovedo
- House Party with the Cops
- Vinyl Delight
- Easy Street Shopping Spree
- Zune
- Zunes
- Build Your Music Library
- Cut Chemist Package
- So You Wanna Be a Rock Star
- Collector's Delight
- LIFESTYLE
- The Egoist's Package
- Crafty
- 4 the Kidz
- Foodie Freak-out
- Capitol Hill Food Fest
- SEX & ROMANCE
- Le Romance Package
- MotoRomance Package
- Babeland Party
- Get Kinky
- Utilikilt
- Lefty Fun-Pak
- SHUT IN
- The Best Damned Dinner Party in the History of Ever
- Home Set #1 — Edo Bedroom
- Home Set #2 — Quadro Table
- Pizza Glutton
- Date for One
- Cheer Up, Motherfucker
- For the Person Who Has Everything
- GET OUT
- A Goddamned Vespa
- Get Out of Town #1 — Doe Bay
- Get Out of Town #2 — Portland
- Get Out of Town #3 — Portland Part Deux
- Come Sail Away with Me
- Pretty, Tough
- Work Up an Appetite #1
- Work Up an Appetite #2
- Dancing Queen
- Party Like Paris Hilton
- Party Like a Middle-Class Homeowner
- FESTIVALS
- King of Clubs
- Queen of KEXP
- Baron of Bumbershoot
- Signora of Sasquatch
- Duke of Decibel
- Block Party Big Shot
- BUY US
- Cupcakes and Cowgirls Birthday Party Package
- The Stranger's Distribution Team Helps You Move
- Buy The Stranger's Cover
- Be Savage Love's Guest Expert
- Buy The Stranger's "Hot Box"
- Buy Last Days
- Buy a News Story
- Buy a One-Page Feature
- Fill One Page of The Stranger However You Want
- Pick Stranger Suggests
- Buy a Book Review
- Buy an Art Review
- Buy a Music Profile
- Buy a CD Review
- Buy Drunk of the Week
- Buy Party Crasher
- Buy a Chow Review
- Buy a Film Review
- Buy The Stranger's Comics Page
- STOCKING STUFFERS
- Vain
- Archie McPhee
- Market Spice
- Silver Platters
- Maritime Pacific Brewing Company
- Sweets for the Sweet
- Burger Glutton
- Mac 'n' Cheese Glutton
- Butch Blum
- Eyes on Fremont
- Take 2 Consignment Shop
- EMI Swag
- Mystery Bag of T-shirts
- Wild at Heart
- Love Zone
- Cremant
- Cafe Vega
- Triple Door
CELEBRITY
Made-to-Order Cover Songs: Ever wanted to hear Harvey Danger play “Mr. Roboto”? Or Dina Martina sing “Flagpole Sitta”? Now’s your chance to make your cover-song dreams come true—the high bidder for each will get a recording of the artist singing the song of his or her choice! Fucking fuck!
Harvey Danger Cover the Song of Your Choice
Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Stranger Personals
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BOAT Cover the Song of Your Choice
Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Dina Martina Covers the Song of Your Choice
Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
“Awesome” Cover the Song of Your Choice
Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Lunch with Five Fags
Meet the real “Gay Mafia” at this Olympia power lunch with legislators/real-life homosexuals Ed Murray, Jamie Pedersen, Joe McDermott, Jim Moeller, and Dave Upthegrove! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
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Hugh Foskett's Package
You know what they say about being just a six-pack away—find out if the former Republican 43rd District candidate is just a few chugalugs short of dumping his conservative roots and migrating to a, shall we say, more-flexible position. An afternoon lunch with Mr. Foskett and a veritable wall of Miller beer to help break the ice. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Rat City Rollergirls Birthday Bash
For years, the Rat City Rollergirls have kicked ass and blown minds with their fearless, feminist-flavored roller derby. This rock ’n’ rollergirl birthday package includes two full passes to the Rat City Rollergirls 2007 season, two RCR T-shirts, and a birthday party at the 2007 bout of your choice! The announcers, mascots, and Rollergirls will lead the crowd in singing “Happy Birthday,” after which you’ll enjoy delicious Cupcake Royale cupcakes. After the bout, enjoy pizza and beer with some of your favorite Rollergirls! Swoon! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
A Copy of the Shortbus Screenplay Signed by Director John Cameron Mitchell
Screenplay Signed by Director John Cameron Mitchell Own a piece of cinema history—the script for this year’s finest sex comedy (with unsimulated sex!), signed by director (and director and star of Hedwig and the Angry Inch) John Cameron Mitchell. PLUS 123 Shortbus condoms and a movie soundtrack. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Attend a Sonics Game with Sherman Alexie and Dan Savage
You and a guest sit with Stranger editor Dan Savage and Sherman Alexie, the self-proclaimed 78th-best writer in America, who wrote in this very paper: “And so I see every basketball game as a chapter of the novel known as a season. And I see each season as another volume in an unending series of mysteries…. And, yes, I love Luke Ridnour. And I hate the little fucker, too.” Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Showgirls with David Schmader
When he’s not busy as an editor and columnist for The Stranger, David Schmader moonlights as the world’s foremost authority on the brilliant horribleness of Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls, hosting annotated screenings of the film across the U.S. and providing the commentary track for MGM’s 10th-anniversary Showgirls DVD. The winner of this package will receive a private screening of Showgirls with David Schmader in his or her very own home! Plus a Showgirls-enhancing water pipe from Piece of Mind! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Ride the Ducks with Cienna Madrid
Under the guise of Our Worst Enemy™, Stranger writer Cienna Madrid has turned social and cultural suffering into a comedic art form. Here’s your chance to watch her wince through an awkward and painful experience with your very own eyes! You and a friend get to sit with Cienna Madrid on a guided tour of Seattle on one of those amphibious duck buses. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Gay Bingo with Sally Clark
Long before she seized a position of power on the Seattle City Council, Sally Clark made a name for herself as one of the funnest people in town. Councilwoman Clark will host a table for you and eight friends at Gay Bingo, with drinks, daubers, and dinner on the house! Plus très fashionable O-69 hat and T-shirt! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
SuttonBeresCuller Tree-Trimming Party
John Sutton, Ben Beres, and Zac Culler, the concept-art trio, have earned legions of fans and one Stranger Genius Award with their witty and accomplished installation art. For one lucky winner, SuttonBeresCuller will come to your house and give your Christmas tree a good arting-over. You provide the supplies, they’ll provide the fun. So motherfucking priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
BeDazzled with Ben Exworthy
A package fit for Midas himself, featuring a shiny gold double date with benevolent bazillionaire Ben Exworthy and his wife Brit, starting with the proper uniform: a shirt (hand-BeDazzled by Brit!) and gold lamé pants. Then the defiantly glittery quartet hit the town with disco roller-skating at Tiffany’s Skate Inn in Puyallup, a 24-karat dinner at a fancy Seattle restaurant, then karaoke at Goldie’s on Airport Way South. PLUS 2,000 glittery superballs, a bottle of Goldschlager, and a copy of Door Man’s Daughter, the latest CD by the amazing Leslie & the LY’s, led by Leslie “Gem Sweater Girl” Hall and featuring such hits as “Beat-Dazzler,” and “Gem Sweater Revisited”! (EXTRA-SPECIAL PLUS 10 gold-star GameHouse games and your very own rhinestones and BeDazzler.) Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
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