The Year in Threads for Her
Start each month with a fresh pair of custom-made underpants courtesy of Fancy (with the month printed on them!), a custom T-shirt each month from B-Bam!, plus a full outfit from American Apparel (including fleece zip hoodie, minidress, and spandex leggings). Valued at $606! Opening bid: $1.99!
Fashion for Her
An outfit from American Apparel (including bra, racer-back tank, and interlock pencil skirt) and a $100 gift certificate to Burnt Sugar. Valued at $161! Opening bid: $1.99!
Fashion for Him
An outfit from American Apparel (including baby-rib cardigan, jersey tank, and nylon-taffeta slim-fit pants) and a $50 gift certificate to Buffalo Exchange. Valued at $172! Opening bid: $1.99!
His ’n’ Hers Fashion
Dress each other up with duds galore, including two outfits from American Apparel (his: briefs, fleece sweatpants, and short-sleeve leisure suit; hers: short-sleeve scoop-neck dress, fleece zip hoodie, and more), two outfits from Retail Therapy (his: jacket, shirt, and underpants; hers: shoes, dress, and underpants; both: massage candle and box of jelly bath), couples’ packages from Bouncing Wall (panties, manties, leather wallets, and gift certificates), Wackyjac (his and hers underpants), Slave to the Needle (two $100 gift certificates), and Reputation (two T-shirts). PLUS a mischief-themed gift basket, lifetime membership to PCC, and his ’n’ hers band T-shirts from Sub Pop! Valued at $978! Opening bid: $1.99!
This package contains a collection of perforated pleasures: gift certificates and swag from Mighty-O Donuts, gift certificates for piercing and jewelry from Deep Roots, and Nothing in This World, the Paris Hilton 12-inch single! Valued at $111! Opening bid: $1.99!
Beat with the Pretty Stick
Be the envy of vain bitches everywhere with this beautastic horn o’ plenty, including a spa tan (by Sun FX) and a holiday makeup application at High Maintenance, an hour-and-a-half facial and eye treatment at Kismet, and use of the VIP spa room (snack service!) and a signature manicure courtesy of Spa Blix! Top your newly gorgeous self off with a sensual three-ring necklace by Willow LeTellier, three interlocking rings of sterling silver that move with the wearer. $474 of pure gorgeousness! Opening bid: $1.99!
For the hairy Lithuanian, silky smooth model, and/or depilation freak in your life: gift certificates to Medispa ($300) and Wax on Spa ($50). And, once you're depilated, head to Regeneration Spa for a skin analysis, facial, haircut, sample products, and more! Valued at $600! Opening bid: $1.99!
R.E.Load in Red
For your favorite commie cyclist—a red micromini R.E.Load messenger bag, a red custom T-shirt, and a red bike-frame pad. Valued at $100. Opening bid: $1.99