LIFESTYLE
The Egoist’s Package
The perfect gift for the narcissist on your list includes a case of Jones Soda with the subject’s face on the label, a cartoon portrait of the subject (a high-resolution image, suitable for printing and framing) by The Stranger’s own Kyle Webster, and a chance for the subject to flip the bird in the infamous bird-flippin’ ads for downtown pub Fadó (plus a $100 Fadó gift certificate). Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
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Crafty
Make your favorite stitch-n-bitcher stop bitching with this craftastic gift explosion, including a $30 gift certificate to Weaving Works, a $30 gift certificate and signed copy of Sew Subversive courtesy of Stitches, and the Stitch ’n Bitch Nation book signed by author Debbie Stoller of Bust magazine fame. Valued at over $75! Opening bid: $1.99!
4 the Kidz
For the hard-to-please breeder on your list, a collection of goodies for the young’uns, including toys and a gift certificate from Izilla, a grab bag of kids’ clothes and toys from Bootyland, a birthday-party box from Pirates Plunder, and a huge package of kids’ CDs and DVDs, including the Johnny Cash children’s album, Punky Brewster seasons three and four on DVD, Elmo’s Potty Time DVD, and the subversive sounds of Free to Be… You and Me. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Foodie Freak-out
Get your cook on with two gift certificates for cooking classes at Whole Foods, a gift certificate for a cookbook at Elliott Bay Books, two boxes of organic veggies from Oxbow Organic Farm, plus gift certificates to Belltown’s fabulous restaurants The Islander ($40), Shallots ($50), Amber ($100), and two free dinners at Duke’s Chowder House. Valued at over $400! Opening bid: $1.99!
Capitol Hill Food Fest
This Hill-centric grub fiesta includes a $25 gift certificate to Crave, two $25 certificates to Caffe Ladro, one free coffee per week for a year (plus your own mug) from Fuel, and $45 worth of food and hot sauce from Bimbo’s Bitchin’ Burrito Kitchen. A $300 value! Opening bid: $1.99!
