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Gift Item List
- STRANGERCROMBIE HOME
- CELEBRITY
- Harvey Danger Cover the Song of Your Choice
- BOAT Cover the Song of Your Choice
- Dina Martina Covers the Song of Your Choice
- "Awesome" Cover the Song of Your Choice
- Lunch with Five Fags
- Hugh Foskett's Package
- Rat City Rollergirls Birthday Bash
- A Copy of the Shortbus Screenplay Signed by Director John Cameron Mitchell
- Attend a Sonics Game with Sherman Alexie and Dan Savage
- Showgirls with David Schmader
- Ride the Ducks with Cienna Madrid
- Gay Bingo with Sally Clark
- SuttonBeresCuller Tree-Trimming Party
- BeDazzled with Ben Exworthy
- ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
- So You Wanna Be Orson Welles
- So You Wanna Be a Medici
- So You Wanna Be an Artist
- So You Wanna Be a Writer
- So You Wanna Be an Actor
- So You Wanna Be Cultured
- Stranger Genius Package #1: On the Boards
- Stranger Genius Package #2: Washington Ensemble Theatre
- Cineaste Fiesta
- SIFF Freakout
- Theater Nerd
- Comics Nerd
- Alex Ross’s iPod
- Artsy Menorah, Frosted Jesus
- Sgt. Rigsby and His Amazing Silhouettes
- FASHION
- The Year in Threads for Her
- Fashion for Her
- Fashion for Him
- His 'n' Hers Fashion
- Holey Crap
- Beat with the Pretty Stick
- Hair-Hater's Package
- R.E.Load in Red
- MUSIC
- Poster Package #1 — Pearl Jam
- Poster Package #2 — Jeff Kleinsmith
- Poster Package #3 — Sasquatch, Part One
- Poster Package #4 — Sasquatch, Part Two
- Poster Package #5 — Autographed Goods
- Poster Package #6 — Alejandro Escovedo
- House Party with the Cops
- Vinyl Delight
- Easy Street Shopping Spree
- Zune
- Zunes
- Build Your Music Library
- Cut Chemist Package
- So You Wanna Be a Rock Star
- Collector's Delight
- LIFESTYLE
- The Egoist's Package
- Crafty
- 4 the Kidz
- Foodie Freak-out
- Capitol Hill Food Fest
- SEX & ROMANCE
- Le Romance Package
- MotoRomance Package
- Babeland Party
- Get Kinky
- Utilikilt
- Lefty Fun-Pak
- SHUT IN
- The Best Damned Dinner Party in the History of Ever
- Home Set #1 — Edo Bedroom
- Home Set #2 — Quadro Table
- Pizza Glutton
- Date for One
- Cheer Up, Motherfucker
- For the Person Who Has Everything
- GET OUT
- A Goddamned Vespa
- Get Out of Town #1 — Doe Bay
- Get Out of Town #2 — Portland
- Get Out of Town #3 — Portland Part Deux
- Come Sail Away with Me
- Pretty, Tough
- Work Up an Appetite #1
- Work Up an Appetite #2
- Dancing Queen
- Party Like Paris Hilton
- Party Like a Middle-Class Homeowner
- FESTIVALS
- King of Clubs
- Queen of KEXP
- Baron of Bumbershoot
- Signora of Sasquatch
- Duke of Decibel
- Block Party Big Shot
- BUY US
- Cupcakes and Cowgirls Birthday Party Package
- The Stranger's Distribution Team Helps You Move
- Buy The Stranger's Cover
- Be Savage Love's Guest Expert
- Buy The Stranger's "Hot Box"
- Buy Last Days
- Buy a News Story
- Buy a One-Page Feature
- Fill One Page of The Stranger However You Want
- Pick Stranger Suggests
- Buy a Book Review
- Buy an Art Review
- Buy a Music Profile
- Buy a CD Review
- Buy Drunk of the Week
- Buy Party Crasher
- Buy a Chow Review
- Buy a Film Review
- Buy The Stranger's Comics Page
- STOCKING STUFFERS
- Vain
- Archie McPhee
- Market Spice
- Silver Platters
- Maritime Pacific Brewing Company
- Sweets for the Sweet
- Burger Glutton
- Mac 'n' Cheese Glutton
- Butch Blum
- Eyes on Fremont
- Take 2 Consignment Shop
- EMI Swag
- Mystery Bag of T-shirts
- Wild at Heart
- Love Zone
- Cremant
- Cafe Vega
- Triple Door
SHUT IN
The Best Damned Dinner Party in the History of Ever
Culinary god Ethan Stowell, of downtown’s glorious Union, comes to your house with bags of groceries and cooks a feast for six. Stranger food critic and columnist Bethany Jean Clement tags along. Plus! Stellar wine pairings courtesy of Mark Ryan Winery—a whole case’s worth! D Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Bid Now!
Home Set #1—Edo Bedroom
Stranger Personals
Courtesy of the ever-modular folks at Area 51: an Edo queen bed, Edo low dresser, and two Edo nightstands. Plus a gift certificate to Shiga’s Imports and a pink skull duvet cover from Sin in Linen. Valued at $2,304! Opening bid: $1.99!
Home Set #2—Quadro Table
Courtesy of Kasala, a Quadro coffee table (37.5 by 37.5 inches and 16 inches high) with a wengé finish and a storage compartment you can keep your weed in! Plus a set of soft, soft towels made of bamboo fiber. I know! Valued at $740! Opening bid: $1.99!
Pizza Glutton
Six venues, eight LARGE pizzas each, and most of ’em deliver—that’s almost a pie a week! Then, at the end of your year, list your favorite crust, sauce, delivery time, toppings, and more in the paper. Courtesy of Piecora’s, All Purpose, Piccolo, Topolino’s, Toscana, and Zagi’s Pizza Ristorante. Valued at over $700! Opening bid: $1.99!
Date for One
Not one, not two, but sixteen (!) boxes of heterosexual pornography, from the original Debbie Does Dallas to Specs Appeal: Girls with Glasses to the disconcertingly named Anabolic Initiations IV. This vast collection of preowned but nonsticky wankspiration is spread over DVDs, VHS tapes, and even a few laserdiscs (?!?), and comes with a complimentary package of tube socks. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Cheer Up, Motherfucker
It’s a fact—Seattle’s six months of gray rain can make even the most chipper person contemplate offing herself. Stave off suicidal ideation with a therapeutic light box from the Indoor Sun Shoppe, a smattering of comedy CDs, and a video of Mike Nipper, The Stranger’s chipper receptionist, shaking his sweet, sweet ham to cheerful tunes. What? You’ve never seen Nipper dancing? His sick moves have inspired neo-Nazis to join the Anti-Defamation League and once gave Mother Teresa a hard-on—and they will save your life. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
For the Person Who Has Everything
A monster cornucopia of odds and ends, including a case of vanilla cream soda, two pounds of coffee, a Motown CD, an umbrella, a six-pack of Brutal Fruit (mango flavored), and a buncha other crap, all courtesy of the nice pack rats at the Seattle International Film Festival. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
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