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Gift Item List
- STRANGERCROMBIE HOME
- CELEBRITY
- Harvey Danger Cover the Song of Your Choice
- BOAT Cover the Song of Your Choice
- Dina Martina Covers the Song of Your Choice
- "Awesome" Cover the Song of Your Choice
- Lunch with Five Fags
- Hugh Foskett's Package
- Rat City Rollergirls Birthday Bash
- A Copy of the Shortbus Screenplay Signed by Director John Cameron Mitchell
- Attend a Sonics Game with Sherman Alexie and Dan Savage
- Showgirls with David Schmader
- Ride the Ducks with Cienna Madrid
- Gay Bingo with Sally Clark
- SuttonBeresCuller Tree-Trimming Party
- BeDazzled with Ben Exworthy
- ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
- So You Wanna Be Orson Welles
- So You Wanna Be a Medici
- So You Wanna Be an Artist
- So You Wanna Be a Writer
- So You Wanna Be an Actor
- So You Wanna Be Cultured
- Stranger Genius Package #1: On the Boards
- Stranger Genius Package #2: Washington Ensemble Theatre
- Cineaste Fiesta
- SIFF Freakout
- Theater Nerd
- Comics Nerd
- Alex Ross’s iPod
- Artsy Menorah, Frosted Jesus
- Sgt. Rigsby and His Amazing Silhouettes
- FASHION
- The Year in Threads for Her
- Fashion for Her
- Fashion for Him
- His 'n' Hers Fashion
- Holey Crap
- Beat with the Pretty Stick
- Hair-Hater's Package
- R.E.Load in Red
- MUSIC
- Poster Package #1 — Pearl Jam
- Poster Package #2 — Jeff Kleinsmith
- Poster Package #3 — Sasquatch, Part One
- Poster Package #4 — Sasquatch, Part Two
- Poster Package #5 — Autographed Goods
- Poster Package #6 — Alejandro Escovedo
- House Party with the Cops
- Vinyl Delight
- Easy Street Shopping Spree
- Zune
- Zunes
- Build Your Music Library
- Cut Chemist Package
- So You Wanna Be a Rock Star
- Collector's Delight
- LIFESTYLE
- The Egoist's Package
- Crafty
- 4 the Kidz
- Foodie Freak-out
- Capitol Hill Food Fest
- SEX & ROMANCE
- Le Romance Package
- MotoRomance Package
- Babeland Party
- Get Kinky
- Utilikilt
- Lefty Fun-Pak
- SHUT IN
- The Best Damned Dinner Party in the History of Ever
- Home Set #1 — Edo Bedroom
- Home Set #2 — Quadro Table
- Pizza Glutton
- Date for One
- Cheer Up, Motherfucker
- For the Person Who Has Everything
- GET OUT
- A Goddamned Vespa
- Get Out of Town #1 — Doe Bay
- Get Out of Town #2 — Portland
- Get Out of Town #3 — Portland Part Deux
- Come Sail Away with Me
- Pretty, Tough
- Work Up an Appetite #1
- Work Up an Appetite #2
- Dancing Queen
- Party Like Paris Hilton
- Party Like a Middle-Class Homeowner
- FESTIVALS
- King of Clubs
- Queen of KEXP
- Baron of Bumbershoot
- Signora of Sasquatch
- Duke of Decibel
- Block Party Big Shot
- BUY US
- Cupcakes and Cowgirls Birthday Party Package
- The Stranger's Distribution Team Helps You Move
- Buy The Stranger's Cover
- Be Savage Love's Guest Expert
- Buy The Stranger's "Hot Box"
- Buy Last Days
- Buy a News Story
- Buy a One-Page Feature
- Fill One Page of The Stranger However You Want
- Pick Stranger Suggests
- Buy a Book Review
- Buy an Art Review
- Buy a Music Profile
- Buy a CD Review
- Buy Drunk of the Week
- Buy Party Crasher
- Buy a Chow Review
- Buy a Film Review
- Buy The Stranger's Comics Page
- STOCKING STUFFERS
- Vain
- Archie McPhee
- Market Spice
- Silver Platters
- Maritime Pacific Brewing Company
- Sweets for the Sweet
- Burger Glutton
- Mac 'n' Cheese Glutton
- Butch Blum
- Eyes on Fremont
- Take 2 Consignment Shop
- EMI Swag
- Mystery Bag of T-shirts
- Wild at Heart
- Love Zone
- Cremant
- Cafe Vega
- Triple Door
GET OUT
A Goddamned Brand New Vespa
A wonderful, beautiful, shiny new Vespa with all the trimmings, courtesy of Vespa Seattle. The package includes one sky-blue Vespa LX 50 cc model, shipping, set-up and prep, plates, tabs, and license fees, two Vespa Soft Touch helmets, two riding jackets, shoulder bags by Chrome, a front rack, and more! The winner is legally obligated to pay vehicle sales tax! (Good-looking passenger not—necessarily—included.) Valued at more than $5,198.45! Opening bid: $1.99!
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Get Out of Town #1: Doe Bay
Stranger Personals
Give nine of your closest friends the gift of a blowout party in the woods with this dream package, which includes three nights in a fantastic cabin on beautiful Orcas Island, a $100 voucher for meals in the Doe Bay Cafe (and 25 percent off more food), plus a keg of beer, courtesy of Mac & Jack's! Holy Moses! Valued at over $1,200! Opening bid: $1.99!
Get Out of Town #2: Portland
There's no better faux-escape than a weekend in Portland, and the winner of this package will receive two nights at the stylish Jupiter Hotel (imagine mod meets hunting lodge meets David Lynch), two tickets to a show at the next-door Doug Fir Lounge, and restaurant gift certificates to feed your face! Valued at over $300! Opening bid: $1.99!
Get Out of Town #3: Portland Part Deux
More gift certificates to fine Portland eateries, plus a two-night stay at the stylish and spankin'-new Ace Hotel. PLUS a basket of sexy goodies from Lovers! A $400 value! Opening bid: $1.99!
Come Sail Away with Me
An hourlong tour for 10 on an electric boat, courtesy of the Electric Boat Company. Plus Come Sail Away: The Styx Anthology. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Pretty, Tough
Knock 'em dead with a free cut, color, and one-hour massage at Vanity Salon and Spa, then knock 'em flat with five boxing classes and one pair of hand wraps, courtesy of Cappy's on Union Boxing Gym. A $175 value! Opening bid: $1.99!
Work Up an Appetite #1
Two hours of kayaking and dinner for two at Agua Verde on scenic Lake Washington. A $90 value! Opening bid: $1.99!
Work Up an Appetite #2
A two-person kayak rental from the Northwest Outdoor Center on Lake Union and a $50 gift certificate to Gordito's Healthy Mexican Food. A $101 value! Opening bid: $1.99!
Dancing Queen
Glide like Ginger with one session of dance classes for two (salsa, swing, tango, and more!) at Century Ballroom, plus two guest passes to Love Lessons, the Century's new cabaret! This blowout package also includes two free classes at Velocity Dance Center, tickets to the new D9 Dance Collective show in April, and an hour's private lesson for two at Pole for the Soul, Seattle's premier pole-dancing studio! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Party Like Paris Hilton
Jump the line, skip the cover, and head straight to Venom's VIP booth, where you and 15 friends will knock back a complimentary bottle of champagne. Plus, goodies, including a Hello Kitty dog-carrier bag from Railey's Leash & Treat, and a 14-carat-gold belly ring courtesy of Wyatt's Jewelers. A $300+ value! Opening bid: $1.99!
Party Like a Middle-Class Homeowner
Crowd up to 50 of your best friends (30 if you want them to sit) into the mezzanine at Mission with 50-cent Pabst drafts (for the duration of the booking or until the keg is empty). Enjoy couches, a private bar, and a 42-inch plasma TV with DVD and HD cable. (Offer good Sun-Thurs between 5 pm and 2 am, book at least four weeks in advance.) Valued at $400! Opening bid: $1.99!
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