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Cupcakes and Cowgirls Birthday Party Package
Get your drink on with The Stranger’s entire editorial staff at the pleasure dome known as Cowgirls Inc.! Drink a tequila shot with Dan Savage! Enjoy four-dozen Happy Birthday cupcakes, compliments of Cupcake Royale! Watch Charles Mudede ride a motherfucking mechanical bull! It will be the best birthday party of your entire life. (Also good for anniversaries, weddings, and interventions.) Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
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The Stranger’s Distribution Team Helps You Move
Every week, The Stranger’s mighty, muscular, and swift distribution team jets around the city, tossing thousands of pounds of newsprint into bars, cafes, and newspaper boxes. Who better to help you get that baby grand down the stairs and look good doing it? They’ll pile whatever you want into the distro van, and haul one load to the Seattle location of your choice. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy The Stranger’s Cover
Put whatever the hell you want on The Stranger’s cover for the January 25 issue. (Basic publishing restrictions apply.) Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Be Savage Love’s Guest Expert
Peek into the sex-soaked mailbag and be Savage Love’s guest expert for the column in The Stranger’s January 25 issue. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy The Stranger’s “Hot Box”
We’ll put whatever you want in the “hot box”—that colorful burst of information in the upper right corner of The Stranger’s cover—for the issue of January 25. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy Last Days
Columnist David Schmader will devote a week of Last Days to seven days of your life, to run in The Stranger’s January 25 issue. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy a News Story
The Stranger news writer of your choice will write a news piece on the subject of your choice, to run in The Stranger’s January 25 issue. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy a One-Page Feature
The Stranger writer of your choice will write a one-page feature on the subject of your choice, to run in The Stranger’s January 25 issue. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Fill One Page of The Stranger However You Want
Fill one full page of The Stranger’s January 25 issue however the hell you like. (Basic publishing restrictions apply.) Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Pick Stranger Suggests
Fill all seven days of Stranger Suggests with your picks for the week of Thursday, January 25, through Wednesday, January 31. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy a Book Review
Books editor Christopher Frizzelle will compose a complimentary review of the book of your choice (or a glowing profile of the writer of your choice) to run in The Stranger’s January 25 issue. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy an Art Review
Visual art editor Jen Graves will construct an enthusiastic critique of the art show of your choice (or an approving profile of the artist of your choice) to run in The Stranger’s January 25 issue. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy a Music Profile
Pick a music writer to pen a positive profile of the band of your choice to run in The Stranger’s January 25 issue. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy a CD Review
Buy an enthusiastic review of the CD of your choice for The Stranger’s January 25 issue. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy Drunk of the Week
You get to be The Stranger’s Drunk of the Week in the January 25 issue. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy Party Crasher
Your party will seem like the best party in the history of the world when Party Crasher columnist Paul Constant covers it in The Stranger’s January 25 issue. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy a Chow Review
Bethany Jean Clement will praise the restaurant of your choice (or write a glowing profile of the chef/server/busboy of your choice) for The Stranger’s January 25 issue. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy a Film Review
Annie Wagner will put down her poison pen long enough to write a complimentary review of the film of your choice (or a flattering profile of the filmmaker of your choice) for The Stranger’s January 25 issue. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy The Stranger’s Comics Page
Think you can out-scandal last year’s infamous paean to Charles Mudede, Schola Nigga? We triple-dog dare you to try! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
