LIFESTYLE PACKAGES

 

JUST ADDED!

Another Pampered Princess Package!

This package is perfect for that special someone who requires high-maintenance care with royal flair on your shopping list. Featuring an exclusive Skin Savior Set that includes (3) fabulous Yonka-Paris products—the gentle cleansing milk, a toner for dry skin and Crème 28 for deep moisturizing—to keep his or her skin glowing into the new year. In addition, High Maintenance Skincare Studio will provide a "twinkle toes pedicure" and the ever-popular Brazilian bikini wax to treat those rarely seen, but oh-so-important areas. $225 Value! Opening bid: $1.99!

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Troubled Youth Package

Hard-to-shop-for teenage kid on your list? Have we got the gift package for you! Our Troubled Youth Package includes: a one-year pass to Paradox, Seattle's ass-kicking all-ages music venue; an Xbox (please note: this is not an Xbox 360, but an original Xbox) with 12 games donated by Microsoft; a $50 gift certificate to beloved used-clothing outlet Buffalo Exchange; and one custom T-shirt a month for a year from the good folks at B-Bam! $1,000 value! Opening bid: $1.99!

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Contented Stoner Package

Impress your favorite pot-huffer with this awesome stoner package, including an acrylic water pipe from Peace of Mind; $100 worth of delicious Piecora's pizza; and, most amazing of all, an extra-special private laser show for 30 people at the Pacific Science Center's Laser Dome—where you get to pick the music! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!

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Hip Kid Package

Shopping for one of those too-cool-for-preschool hipster babies? The kind of kid who was conceived on the patio at Linda's? This is the package for you! The winner of this auction item takes home: $200 worth of incredible baby bling donated by Pop Tots; a set of matching mom and baby Che Guevara T-shirts from Bootyland; a cool toy from OKOK; a set of limited edition little Ugly Dolls from Plastic Passion; and a $100 Archie McPhee gift certificate! $350 value! Opening bid: $1.99!

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Pampered Princess Package #1

A very special package for that very special lady in your life! Treat yourself or your lady to an invigorating body-hair removal session with a $150 gift certificate from Wax On spa; $65 worth of beauty products or services courtesy of Vain, a cutting-edge salon in Belltown; and $200 worth of quirky toys and delightful undies from Seattle's cutest boutiques: Fancy, Schmancy, & Pants! $415 value! Opening bid: $1.99!

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Pampered Princess Package #2

Yet more special gifts for one very special lady! Pampered Princess Package #2 comes with a $300 gift certificate from Cosmic Laser Centers; an amazing gift basket filled with $450 worth of natural, life-enhancing products—many by Dr. Hauschka!—courtesy of Seattle's amazing Bastyr Center for Natural Health (full details), one of the world's leading academic centers for advancing knowledge in the natural health sciences; and a $200 skin analysis, cocktail, and elixir courtesy of Cepia Dermotique. $950 value! Opening bid: $1.99!

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Ultimate Pampered Princess Package #3

Our priciest Pampered Princess Package! The lady who receives this package will enjoy a $100 gift certificate from Burnt Sugar, Fremont's shabby-chic emporium; a Bag o' Girly Swag stuffed with $200 worth of merchandise from Capitol Hill's delightful boutique Retail Therapy; another Bag o' Girly Swag, this one stuffed with $284 worth of merchandise from Mpulse, Fremont's funkiest art studio/boutique combo; and a Bag o' Girly Swag from Portage Bay Goods (includes Casanova action figure, face lift magnets, tube of bitch cream, and more!. $584 value! Opening bid: $1.99!

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Reproductive Health & Pampering Package

This is a package for the lady at a sensitive crossroads in her life. It includes up to $1,150 worth of care from the good folks at Aurora Medical Services. Pap smears, full STI screenings, abortion services, reproductive health counseling—whatever you need, AMS can supply it. And since putting your feet into stirrups is always stressful, no matter what service you're getting, this package includes a one-hour massage or acupuncture session from Waking Life Massage, and a spa package featuring a skincare gift basket, a Brazilian wax and a pedicure. $1300 value! Opening bid: $1.99!

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Pampered Pet Package

Dazzle your favorite dog lover with a gorgeously stylish doggy tote bag from the doggy heaven of Railey's Leash & Treat. And speaking of pampered pets, dazzle your favorite jewelry lover with a live-cockroach jeweled brooch—featuring a domestically bred Madagascar cockroach, with a bejeweled back and attached to a jewelry chain—from the visionary jeweler Black Chandelier! $425 value! (Doggie tote bag $375, cockroach brooch $50) Opening bid: $1.99!

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Pampered Pirate Package

Avast ye scallywags! Cast yer bids on this shipshape pile of loot: a treasure chest filled with swag fit for a buccaneer—including a flask, stopper, grog mug, bottle opener, and a skull-and-crossbones flag—courtesy of Seattle's preeminent pirate supply store, Pirates Plunder! You'll also get a heap o' Jolly Roger beer booty, including a $25 Maritime Pacific Brewery dinner gift certificate, one men's T-shirt, one women's T-shirt, and two pint glasses. $150 value! Opening bid: $1.99!

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He-Man/She-Dyke Package

Straight men and lesbians: so easy to love, so hard to shop for—until now. Dazzle the butch rug-muncher or studly guy on your list with this dynamite gift pack, featuring a $100 gift certificate to the worship-worthy tool outlet Tool Trader, and a whole bunch of impressive swag commemorating the Seattle Mariners. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!

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Blowout Boat Cruise!

Oh my God! Thanks to the amazing generosity of the good folks at PS Adventures, the winner of this package will receive a four-hour boat cruise on Lake Washington, along with 19 of his or her closest friends! Also on board: an inflatable hot tub, perfect for soaking in the warm water while cruising on the cold water. BYOB and theme/fetish parties are A-Okay! Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!

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