November 9, 2011

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Drunk of the Week

Drunk Gumby, Dammit!

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Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

Hey sad sack! Why you always sittin' around at home, feelin' all lonely? You gotta play to win, man! I mean, you just never know who you're gonna meet, or when, or where. There's a special someone out there for everyone. You just gotta get out there, you know? Get on that horse and ride! A couple shots (or 10) can really help, too. Just do it!

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I'm gumby damn it!

Posted by joe Kikass on November 9, 2011 at 2:17 PM · Report
freesandbags 2
This is how he found out that Gumby was not made out of gum.
Posted by freesandbags on November 9, 2011 at 9:48 PM · Report
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And now I understand why he was called Pokey.
Posted by Nameless Coward on November 10, 2011 at 11:18 PM · Report

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