Drunk of the Week
Drunk Gumby, Dammit!
Hey sad sack! Why you always sittin' around at home, feelin' all lonely? You gotta play to win, man! I mean, you just never know who you're gonna meet, or when, or where. There's a special someone out there for everyone. You just gotta get out there, you know? Get on that horse and ride! A couple shots (or 10) can really help, too. Just do it!
Gumby says, "Who doesn't love a little Pokey?!"