This past Tuesday at Havana was CRAZYTOWN. One minute the place was almost empty, and then a blink later the dance floor was full of a bunch of half-naked girls and a pack of hairnets, all "yo nooka" this and "yo nooka" that. Or wait. Maybe they were saying "happy birthday"... or was it something about "sad clowns"? Either way, the place went from 0 to 90 in like 60 seconds. Kinda like your head does after four shots of tequila.
Alex says, "I dranking that burrr 'cause I am from a long line of bootleggin' lezzes... and the Chexican? He's for the 2007-11." Alex will receive one cab voucher and a DOTW T-shirt.
LAST WEEK: I asked people to try to explain that f-ed up photograph of the pile of wet hair. Congrats to Joshua Levenson. To read his and all the other submissions, go to www.thestranger.com/drunkhair.
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