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Did you know that the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration estimates that there are around 1.5 million car accidents caused by white-tailed deer every year in the United States? This is especially true in states like Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Texas. People have long debated whether hunting the animals effectively controls their population—if decreasing numbers really keeps them out of roadways, farms, or your garage, where they often drink too many cans of Miller Lite and then end up rolling around on the hard floor, laughing and moaning, and asking you if you have any marijuana. 
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How can you get that drunk on light beer?
Reminds me of when I went to Iceland. Man that place fucking sucks. The beer is 2.5% you never get drunk, it makes you bloated and give you hellacious farts.
Reminds me of when I went to Iceland. Man that place fucking sucks. The beer is 2.5% you never get drunk, it makes you bloated and give you hellacious farts.
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Glad to have you back Kelly O, it's been too dry around here since my buddy barfed all over his GF's jetta on NYE. Are you sure that's not a Black Tail Deer? BTD are more common in the PNW, an easy test would be to check his magic underpants.
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Did the "flannel-shirt-twins" in the background have anything to do with the downing of this poor deer (like throwing empty cans at it)?
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