March 10, 2009

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Drunk of the Week

Look, You Can Almost See His Bacon Bits!

by Kelly O

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

Man, if there was ever a photo perfectly suited for a caption contest, this is it. I honestly don't know how going outside with some strangers to smoke a cigarette behind Re-bar turned into going outside to laugh my face off with a hoooooo-way-sted (and drop-dead gorgeous) man who decided he didn't really need to be wearing any stupid clothes anymore. All I can say is this: (1) Jonathan definitely puts the "strip" in Bacon Strip—Re-bar's ridiculously fucked-up and fun monthly costume-drag night, and (2) I'm not sure why, but ever since that guy put his dick in that snowbank over the holidays, there's been an epic amount of spontaneous nakedness when I shoot for this column lately. I'm not complaining, mind you. I'm just sayin'. recommended

Jonathan says, "Can you see my bacon bits?" To see more fun-time photos from last Saturday's Bacon Strip click HERE.

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1
now THAT is drunk.
Posted by JF on March 11, 2009 at 11:01 AM · Report
2
awesomeness!
Posted by Jonathan here. on March 11, 2009 at 11:41 AM · Report
3
Oh Jonathan, naked again.
Posted by antonio on March 11, 2009 at 11:57 AM · Report
4
Kiss it Maxine
Posted by Jonathan here. on March 11, 2009 at 1:01 PM · Report
5
"WHERE'S THE BEEF?!" LOL NEXT TIME BRING ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY.
Posted by PETA PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS on March 11, 2009 at 1:54 PM · Report
6
thats my gurl!! omg, your like famous now.... you are too funny.
Posted by -dave allen on March 11, 2009 at 5:29 PM · Report
7
he's gonna catch the CRAZIEST cold
Posted by gayballs on March 11, 2009 at 7:17 PM · Report
8
Grow up drunk losers ! One more reason why I moved to Wyoming.
Posted by PETA PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS on March 11, 2009 at 7:21 PM · Report
9
thank peta. I didn't catch any cold. I gotta warm heart silly people.
Posted by jonathan here. on March 11, 2009 at 8:07 PM · Report
10
I wait all week for this moment of photographic art delight. Thanks to all involved. I am happy now.
Posted by JP on March 11, 2009 at 10:08 PM · Report
11
wow! you got him fully naked. I put a lei on him and hugged him that very evening when he was fully clothed.
Posted by lilblue on March 11, 2009 at 11:36 PM · Report
12
God I love Seattle!

Rochester Non-native
Posted by Anthony on March 12, 2009 at 12:25 AM · Report
13
Jonathan does have a warm heart : )
Posted by wendy on March 12, 2009 at 12:42 AM · Report
14
This is why I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
Posted by Rachel on March 12, 2009 at 10:31 AM · Report
15
How come when you sign onto the Seattle Weekly real estate comes up on the browser?

o4 at the Northgate library just showed me an island with a pop up....

terminal jazz.

bacon bacon bacon and more cigarettes.
Posted by dan on March 12, 2009 at 12:50 PM · Report
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Ahh. (blush)That's what I'm talkin bout. Thanks Hawt tits!
Posted by jonathan here. on March 12, 2009 at 1:20 PM · Report
17
I wholeheartedly support drunken nudity of all kinds.
Posted by boxofbirds on March 12, 2009 at 2:41 PM · Report
18
Why is she always taking off her clothes?!
Posted by PussyDunkinHines on March 12, 2009 at 3:46 PM · Report
19
john-john should have kept his willy warm in his friend's big yapper.
Posted by boomboom on March 12, 2009 at 4:31 PM · Report
20
trust me boom boom. My willy keeps quite warm.
Posted by jonathan here. on March 12, 2009 at 7:43 PM · Report
21
trust me boom boom. My willy keeps quite warm.
Posted by jonathan here. on March 12, 2009 at 7:45 PM · Report
22
but Jonathan is always like this!
Posted by The Other Jonathan on March 13, 2009 at 8:51 AM · Report
23
Drop dead gorgeous...where?!
Posted by Trey on March 13, 2009 at 9:50 AM · Report
24
Hey Trey, post a naked picture of you so we can all see the standard we're living up to.
Posted by Jon-fan on March 13, 2009 at 3:10 PM · Report
25
Beauty is in the eye of it's beholder. Everyone has something beautiful about them. Rather than be an ass about Trey's comment I rather just say to them. I appreciate that you took the time to express yourself. I don't agree with your opinion of my appearance and I don't have to. I have a good life and a lot I appreciate about it. I hope you can smile everyday like I do and do so because you make a difference in quality of another persons life.
Posted by jonathan here. on March 13, 2009 at 4:51 PM · Report
26
Imagine my suprise when i opened to my favorite pic. and it was my great friend whom i have lost touch with John,l love you & glad to see ur happy, rock on & call me! Lisa M.
Posted by Lisa M. on March 13, 2009 at 6:33 PM · Report
27
Lisa! I lost your Number! Alicia should still have it! Ugh. Facebook? Find me!
Posted by jonathan here. on March 13, 2009 at 11:21 PM · Report
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Call me @ wrk on Mon. Ex 5484- I'd leave my but, Well you know...I remember you telling me about your bacon excapades, now I get it!! Love you,
Posted by Ms Mardon on March 14, 2009 at 9:54 AM · Report
29
What a cutie! Thanks for the peep, Jonathan, you're right. Clothes on someone as hot as you are just silly. :D But booze will keep you warn.

& Anthony in upstate NY: Rochester represent! (Though I'll be in Seattle first week of April. Yay!)
Posted by Eva Hopkins on March 14, 2009 at 10:42 AM · Report
30
Suddenly, I no longer feel self-conscious about what my coworkers may think about my photos on Facebook.
Posted by Shannon on March 14, 2009 at 10:49 AM · Report
31
WHERRRRRRRRRRRRRE'S THE BEEF??!?!?!
Posted by Clara Peller on March 15, 2009 at 5:51 AM · Report
32
Ha ha I have to laugh at that Jonathan guy getting mad at people ripping on his naked appearance. You reap what you sow. This is the way drunk moments always are - they end up being attached to humiliation and he's feeling it now.
Posted by Whatchagonnado? on March 15, 2009 at 7:33 AM · Report
33
Pshaw! I'm not mad at all and I'm not humiliated. You got it wrong. :>)
Posted by jonathan here. on March 15, 2009 at 1:43 PM · Report
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Love from Alaska. I'd like to see you do that here(it's 20 below right now) Take care and at least wear a scarf. Love Missy
Posted by Mizzley on March 15, 2009 at 4:43 PM · Report
35
Just a month or so ago that forest between his legs was shaved baby smooth.... Mmmmmm smooth...
Posted by Martyn_V on March 15, 2009 at 4:51 PM · Report
36
Holy shit! Is that female Ben Kweller? I knew she existed!!!
Posted by Failsail on March 16, 2009 at 1:23 PM · Report
37
Good lord! His nipples look like they could cut glass in that first picture!
Posted by Natey Abes! on March 16, 2009 at 4:50 PM · Report
38
What about a Jonathan fan club?
Posted by jn on March 16, 2009 at 6:23 PM · Report
39
yea yea he's always naked....but with the ass of an 80 year old man...he should put some clothes on!!!
Posted by Kevin S. on March 17, 2009 at 11:00 AM · Report
40
i'd hit that!
Posted by galby on August 7, 2009 at 3:30 PM · Report
41
This guy ROCKS for sure ... Id take him home and blow smock up his ... never mine ... he gets my vote!!
Posted by stirrBoots on December 31, 2009 at 3:43 PM · Report
42
SMOCK??!! lol SMOKE what are u drinking
Posted by stirrBoots on December 31, 2009 at 3:48 PM · Report
FleshAndBrocade 43
Go Gay For Me.
Posted by FleshAndBrocade on December 31, 2009 at 6:23 PM · Report
KaJe 44
Great response to Trey, Jonathan!! Surprised #32 can still laugh thru all that bitterness.
You're awesome Jonathan!
Posted by KaJe on January 2, 2010 at 1:43 PM · Report
45
As the pres. of jonathans fan club we sell off his clothing to keep him drunk so he is always drunk and naked ... what can i say?!!
Posted by stirrBoots on January 2, 2010 at 8:09 PM · Report

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