January 25, 2012

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Drunk of the Week

It's Raining Women!

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Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

I know everyone was a little freaked out by Seattle's Snowpocalypse last week (anarchy! sports! sledding!) but now we have an entirely new citywide emergency: Women are intermittently falling from the sky. The roads aren't safe—NOWHERE within the city limits is safe. Stay tuned for more information from Mayor Mike McGinn (and don't forget to clean those storm drains!). recommended

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Spiffy D 1
"Women are intermittently falling from the sky."

God is real? No shit?
Posted by Spiffy D on January 25, 2012 at 10:18 AM · Report
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the stranger usually only comments when its raining men , what's up with this ?
Posted by whatsbeckgottadowithit on January 25, 2012 at 11:54 PM · Report
freesandbags 3
messed up my umbrella, my blue tarp, and the roof of my smart car.
Posted by freesandbags on January 26, 2012 at 8:29 PM · Report
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I hope they don't fall in the Sound, or we'll never get the smell off the fish.
Posted by HappyHippie on January 27, 2012 at 8:29 PM · Report
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REad this twice, have come to the conclusion that I haven't drank enough, or have drank too much for it to make sense.
Posted by Slam1263 on January 29, 2012 at 6:22 PM · Report
Trent Moorman 6
High Life like a stogie.
Posted by Trent Moorman on January 31, 2012 at 1:52 PM · Report

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