Drunk of the Week
It's Raining Women!
I know everyone was a little freaked out by Seattle's Snowpocalypse last week (anarchy! sports! sledding!) but now we have an entirely new citywide emergency: Women are intermittently falling from the sky. The roads aren't safe—NOWHERE within the city limits is safe. Stay tuned for more information from Mayor Mike McGinn (and don't forget to clean those storm drains!).