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Did you ever drink almost a whole pitcher of beer by yourself while sitting next to a pregnant lady who gets a bloody nose while she's heckling some grown men in dog suits who are dancing on a stage to introduce a movie called Doggie Woggiez! Poochie Woochiez!—which is a remake of Alejandro Jodorowsky's 1973 cult film The Holy Mountain that uses only dogcentric found footage instead of actors? I CAN'T RECOMMEND THIS ENOUGH. Find more on Doggie Woggiez! at
everythingisterrible.com. 
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Actually, I have done this. It was 1992, the beer was Olde Style, I was in Saginaw, and the pregnant lady actually turned out to be an overweight owner of a chain of carwashes - Al's Family Car Wash Emporium - but it was otherwise very much the same experience.
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Some people can be terrible and still have wonderful things happen to them, but the chances aren't good.
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Where did you get to see this wonderfulness? Why don't wonderful things like this happen to me? I must be a terrible person.
The trailer is magic.
The trailer is magic.
DOGGIEWOGGIEZ! POOCHIEWOOCHIEZ! TRAILERW… from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.
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The trailer, fwiw:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4QOf1csp…
The DVD is available here:
http://everythingisterrible.storenvy.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4QOf1csp…
The DVD is available here:
http://everythingisterrible.storenvy.com
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