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"This is my Australian cattle dog, Archer, when he was 10 weeks old. This was during a phase when he was drinking whiskey and chain-smoking. He finally hit rock bottom and learned his lesson with a bowl of weed butter that was left out on the coffee table—he has since become strictly straight-edge. xxxUP THE PUPSxxx!" —April B., Seattle
Maybe everything's NOT better with butter! E-mail your drunk pet photo (especially cats!) to drunk@thestranger.com. 
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When I was younger, 17 years ago, my dog was young and we rolled like April B. One time at happy hour my hound liked whiskey( I think it's the sugar) and she didn't want to be left out of the circle session. There was no accidental ingestion. I was impressed my baby, Idgie could hold her liquor and stuff and not hurl. It seemed funny and cute at the time.
However dogs suffer from Instantaneous Inebriation. Their stomaches do not metabolize alcohol like we do. They are extreme light weights, so party safe.
However dogs suffer from Instantaneous Inebriation. Their stomaches do not metabolize alcohol like we do. They are extreme light weights, so party safe.
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Yeah, you know put your head down there. I have my legs spread - you know what I want. I would do it myself, but I've gotten a little fat lately.
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#4 Or, people could blow copies of this shot up to poster-size, put them on sticks, and hold them up at Santorum rallies.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA getting animals drunk is SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!
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