May 2, 2012

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Drunk of the Week

A Song About Second Avenue in Belltown at 2 a.m.

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Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

Sing to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star":


Spring, spring is coming soon,

Grass is green and flowers bloom,

Birds returning from the south,

Bees are buzzing all about,

Drunk girls in skirts stumbling everywhere,

Spring, spring is finally here! recommended

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Haha, I work with these girls...and they are awesome! ^_^ (and stop with the shoe hating! She feels bad already! ... blame nordstrom- they sell them)
Posted by TheMadButterfly on May 9, 2012 at 11:23 PM · Report
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fuck you guys those shoes rock. you have no fashion sense and probably shop at goodwill or are donation dumpsters.
Posted by Demyx on May 9, 2012 at 11:21 PM · Report
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Sounds great for mashers and creeps to troll about.

The high- heeled bootie things ARE atrocious. At least they're not in Uggs (ugh!) though.
Kirsten Dunst resemblance is a nice observation.
Posted by aeros66 on May 8, 2012 at 10:03 AM · Report
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Such vibrant streets.
Posted by Mister G on May 6, 2012 at 8:00 PM · Report
Texas10R 9
The new lyrics do not match the meter of the melody. Were these lyrics improvised by the high-spirited lasses in the picture? That would make more sense.
Posted by Texas10R on May 6, 2012 at 3:02 PM · Report
DeaconBlues 8
the one on the right looks like kirsten dunst

but her shoes are TRAGIC
Posted by DeaconBlues http://radzillas.blogspot.com/ on May 4, 2012 at 3:49 PM · Report
COMTE 7
Spring is here, ah-ha-ha Spring Is here,
Life is Skittles and life is beer -
- and Cosmos - and Appletinis - and Jaeger-shots - and tequila shots - and...
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on May 4, 2012 at 3:00 PM · Report
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It's true. Belltown is full of drink girls late at night.
Posted by random douche on May 3, 2012 at 4:45 PM · Report
freesandbags 5
It's spring again, drunk girls are on the wing again!
Posted by freesandbags on May 2, 2012 at 9:12 PM · Report
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Spring sprung a leak!
Posted by auntie grizelda on May 2, 2012 at 4:23 PM · Report
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I want to know who came up with the idea that high-heeled booties are attractive.
Posted by wickedlittledoll on May 2, 2012 at 3:10 PM · Report
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Bar doesn't seem high enough for censoring. Unless there was something dangling.
Posted by Cletus on May 2, 2012 at 11:28 AM · Report
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WOW!!! time for this column to die
Posted by More like drunk of the weak on May 2, 2012 at 11:03 AM · Report

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