Submission of the week! Says Toby: "That's Straw in the front, and Piglet, barfing, in the background. In Enumclaw, you don't dare leave a bottle of Roussanne unattended, or a little cloven-hooved bastard will surely steal it. If they're not careful, I will call them as 'Wagyu cabrito' in January!"
Says Straw, "Meeeeeh-meeeeeh [hic]!"
Note to self: Never steal a man's fine white wine.