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Look at This Dickhead

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

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This dickhead is my aunt at a family barbecue. Auntie Roach. She's really not a dickhead, even though she looks like one. She taught me everything I know about being a good boozer. Taught me how NOT to be a jerk, even if you're fall-down drunk and don't have "a pot to piss in" or "a window to throw it out of."

Her Midwestern wisdom runs deep. recommended

 

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lambcannon 1
a comment of "no comment"
Posted by lambcannon on August 22, 2012 at 8:48 AM · Report this
freesandbags 2
Elder abuse is truly a nationwide problem.
Posted by freesandbags on August 22, 2012 at 8:55 PM · Report this
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She's awesome. Maybe she thinks you're playing that game where you have to guess what's on your own forehead by the input of those around you...

Or maybe your family saves time by having family reunion/bachelorette parties. Either way, DoTW is like my horoscope and I thank you for it.
Posted by SeaWaMang on August 27, 2012 at 10:38 PM · Report this
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Why is Auntie Roach so desperate to look like Mitt Romney?
Posted by auntie grizelda on August 30, 2012 at 11:54 AM · Report this

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