August 29, 2012

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Drunk of the Week

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Drunk of the Week

kelly o

You're at Bumbershoot, and you've spent your last seven dollars on an undercooked veggie dog. A Skrillex impersonator (or maybe the real Skrillex) has just autographed your breasts with a Sharpie. You want to eat the hot dog, but tourists keep asking you to pose for photos...

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Good one. Who's Skrillex?
Posted by boses on August 29, 2012 at 10:16 AM · Report
Godzilla1916 2
I say deep throat that dog and get on wit da show!
Posted by Godzilla1916 on August 29, 2012 at 4:07 PM · Report
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D: Pray that another major hurricane washes the fucking RNC out to sea, never to be seen or heard from again!
Posted by auntie grizelda on August 30, 2012 at 11:52 AM · Report
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The only thing worse than a veggie dog is an under-cooked veggie dog.
Posted by Chicago Fan on September 3, 2012 at 7:14 PM · Report

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