September 5, 2012

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Drunk of the Week

It's 1:37 a.m. Is this girl being squashed on the corner of Pine and Broadway because...

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Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

(A) She tried to steal someone's bike, (B) she tried to steal someone's wallet, or (C) she's a Republican from Bellevue?

Which is the correct answer?! recommended

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Godzilla1916 1
Going for the wallet, the victim performed a highly trained ass smack down on our Republican tourist from Bellvue.
Posted by Godzilla1916 on September 5, 2012 at 11:55 AM · Report
Godzilla1916 2
Going for the wallet, the victim performed a highly skilled Ass Smack Down on the Republican tourist from Bellvue.
Posted by Godzilla1916 on September 5, 2012 at 11:58 AM · Report
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Bike thief.
Posted by Chicago Fan on September 6, 2012 at 8:29 AM · Report
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I'll go for Republican from Bellevue. But I'm drunk so lets not take my word for it. Lovely pic, love Kelly O, Cheers!
Posted by Leah S on September 7, 2012 at 6:30 PM · Report
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She pooped in her pantalones
Posted by BeardlessInBallard on September 11, 2012 at 5:37 AM · Report

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