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What Do You Do?

Drunk of the Week

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A bride-to-be, whom you've never met, tackles you to the ground in the middle of the night on a city sidewalk. She smells like booze, and she's bouncing up and down on your crotch. What do you do?

 

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Godzilla1916 1
I'd opt for more fore play and a phoone number.
Posted by Godzilla1916 on September 20, 2012 at 8:27 AM · Report this
sonic_reducer 2
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

Posted by sonic_reducer on September 29, 2012 at 7:15 AM · Report this

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