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Drunk of the Week

Andrew's Nipples!

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

I watched a show this week on TLC (the Leering, I mean LEARNING Channel) called My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding. In an early episode, a 14-year-old Gypsy bride was applying 10 or more pounds of makeup in the mirror, when she calmly stated, "Eyes are the nipples of the face." I can't get this out of my head. Every time I look into someone's eyes, I imagine that they're nipples staring back at me. This said, Andrew brought a nipple fluffer to our photo shoot. In between photos, she gave his nipples hard fast pinches and then poured cold Rainier beer on them. I think Andrew's nipples got very drunk. recommended

Read more about Andrew here.

See hilarity and photo outtakes here!

 

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We need more pictures of last week's winner, please.
Posted by boses on October 3, 2012 at 10:23 AM · Report this
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What ever happened to Krista Kahler, former drunk of the week?
Posted by boses on October 3, 2012 at 10:28 AM · Report this
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I'm an equal opportunitist, when it comes to drunks.

And Krista, whoah, I'm glad you remember a Drunk of the Week from 2004!
Posted by Kelly O on October 3, 2012 at 1:28 PM · Report this
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Still the best DOTW of all time:
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/drunk…
Work it down!!
Posted by Pol Pot on October 9, 2012 at 12:25 AM · Report this

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