Kelly O

I watched a show this week on TLC (the Leering, I mean LEARNING Channel) called My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding. In an early episode, a 14-year-old Gypsy bride was applying 10 or more pounds of makeup in the mirror, when she calmly stated, "Eyes are the nipples of the face." I can't get this out of my head. Every time I look into someone's eyes, I imagine that they're nipples staring back at me. This said, Andrew brought a nipple fluffer to our photo shoot. In between photos, she gave his nipples hard fast pinches and then poured cold Rainier beer on them. I think Andrew's nipples got very drunk. recommended

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