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Did anyone else see the giant dancing burrito at the ping-pong party on Saturday night? I tried to buy it some street meat—I mean, tried to buy it a hot dog—at the end of the night, but it just laughed at me and said: "Ah-ha-ha! You silly Seattle person! I, burrito, am from San Francisco! And cream cheese or no cream cheese, I will not eat your dog! While I am also a gut bomb found on the street at 2 a.m., I, burrito, still have my pride!" 
Drunk of the Week-ers—which would you rather eat, after a long night o' drinking? BURRITO or HOT DOG? Vote in the comments!
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@3 - but do those all those pickles give you heartburn after boozing?
Detroit Coney Island style dogs (with chili!) at 2:00 a.m. made me want to stick a fork in my eye the next morning
Detroit Coney Island style dogs (with chili!) at 2:00 a.m. made me want to stick a fork in my eye the next morning
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Hot Dog. Don't put toooo much stuff on it. Damn, now I'm hungry! I shake my fist at you Kelly OOO Rock On!
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hipster hot dog gas at crowded shows at chop suey and nuemos make me wish for ordinances barring the sale of such directly outside those venues, but i ain't no damn nanny so my vote is for falafel, fish and chips, and pizza ..oh.. and a lil woody !
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Burrito. Siempre burrito!
I don't understand the cream cheese thing. "Why, yes, I would like 3 ounces of horse semen in my hot dog. That sounds delightful!"
No. Fuck no.
I don't understand the cream cheese thing. "Why, yes, I would like 3 ounces of horse semen in my hot dog. That sounds delightful!"
No. Fuck no.
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