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Drunk of the Week

The Giant Mission-Style Burrito at Neumos

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

Did anyone else see the giant dancing burrito at the ping-pong party on Saturday night? I tried to buy it some street meat—I mean, tried to buy it a hot dog—at the end of the night, but it just laughed at me and said: "Ah-ha-ha! You silly Seattle person! I, burrito, am from San Francisco! And cream cheese or no cream cheese, I will not eat your dog! While I am also a gut bomb found on the street at 2 a.m., I, burrito, still have my pride!" recommended

Drunk of the Week-ers—which would you rather eat, after a long night o' drinking? BURRITO or HOT DOG? Vote in the comments!

 

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1
A burrito.
And then the burrito-maker's hot dog.
Posted by Nom Nom Nom on October 10, 2012 at 1:57 PM · Report this
Mrs Jarvie 2
Burrito!
Posted by Mrs Jarvie on October 11, 2012 at 1:10 AM · Report this
3
hot dog, chicago style.
Posted by Chicago Fan on October 11, 2012 at 8:13 AM · Report this
4
@3 - but do those all those pickles give you heartburn after boozing?

Detroit Coney Island style dogs (with chili!) at 2:00 a.m. made me want to stick a fork in my eye the next morning
Posted by Kelly O on October 11, 2012 at 1:30 PM · Report this
5
White Castle.
Posted by DrToxic on October 11, 2012 at 1:48 PM · Report this
freesandbags 6
Hot Dog. Don't put toooo much stuff on it. Damn, now I'm hungry! I shake my fist at you Kelly OOO Rock On!
Posted by freesandbags on October 11, 2012 at 7:38 PM · Report this
reverend dr dj riz 7
hipster hot dog gas at crowded shows at chop suey and nuemos make me wish for ordinances barring the sale of such directly outside those venues, but i ain't no damn nanny so my vote is for falafel, fish and chips, and pizza ..oh.. and a lil woody !
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on October 12, 2012 at 7:04 PM · Report this
funnylittlemunki 8
Burrito!!
Posted by funnylittlemunki on October 15, 2012 at 8:58 AM · Report this
bearseatbeats 9
Burrito. Siempre burrito!

I don't understand the cream cheese thing. "Why, yes, I would like 3 ounces of horse semen in my hot dog. That sounds delightful!"

No. Fuck no.
Posted by bearseatbeats on October 16, 2012 at 7:40 AM · Report this
10
@9 - "The Enumclaw" Dog?
Posted by Kelly O on October 16, 2012 at 5:00 PM · Report this
bearseatbeats 11
Bwahaha. I just saw this response @10. Nice one.
Posted by bearseatbeats on October 23, 2012 at 10:15 PM · Report this

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