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Santa Claus Is Gay

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

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You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Gay'anta Claus is coming to town!

He's making his wedding invitation list
And checking it twice
Gonna get gay-married someplace real nice
Gay'anta Claus is coming to town!

Happy holidays, and raise a toast to all the newlywed couples celebrating marriage equality. LOVE WINS! recommended

 

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1
Gay Santa puts presents UP YOUR CHIMNEY!
Posted by Christmas is Gay on December 19, 2012 at 10:01 AM · Report this
2
@1 HA! top drawer.
Posted by Adrian Ryan on December 19, 2012 at 10:34 AM · Report this
gr8lakesgrrl 3
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus...
Posted by gr8lakesgrrl on December 19, 2012 at 11:48 AM · Report this
4
What an awesome pic! Love..
Posted by Cynthia De Jong on December 19, 2012 at 3:42 PM · Report this
5
Cheers and congrats!
Posted by auntie grizelda on December 20, 2012 at 12:39 AM · Report this
freesandbags 6
Lords aleaping indeed!
Posted by freesandbags on December 20, 2012 at 8:53 PM · Report this
Texas10R 7
"Gay'anta Claus"?...Worst wordplay for seasonal buttplay characters ever.

When a Christmas BEAR kisses his man-elf, the better name might well be
Santa Paws.
Posted by Texas10R on December 23, 2012 at 9:41 AM · Report this

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