Drunk of the Week
Happy Birthday, Marcus!
Sometimes, having a birthday in December really blows—no one has time to pay attention or to celebrate with you; everyone's holiday-obsessed and preoccupied with the baby Jesus and endless shopping. Other times, you end up eating caviar and sitting in a hot tub full of champagne and naked people. The latter is how it should really be done. I might add that a beer helmet is a great gift for anyone who enjoys hands-free drinking.