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Drunk of the Week

Happy Birthday, Marcus!

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

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Sometimes, having a birthday in December really blows—no one has time to pay attention or to celebrate with you; everyone's holiday-obsessed and preoccupied with the baby Jesus and endless shopping. Other times, you end up eating caviar and sitting in a hot tub full of champagne and naked people. The latter is how it should really be done. I might add that a beer helmet is a great gift for anyone who enjoys hands-free drinking. recommended

 

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Can't we see what's behind the heart-shaped loincloth?
Posted by auntie grizelda on December 26, 2012 at 1:48 PM · Report this
freesandbags 2
That is funny! Thanks for all the hyucks and guffaws this year. Kelly O, hope you had a merry christmas and please DOOOO have a Happy New Year! Drink Up!
Posted by freesandbags on December 26, 2012 at 7:27 PM · Report this
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Dude put on his glasses just to get a better view of the butthole.

Good times.
Posted by Cletus on December 27, 2012 at 2:45 PM · Report this
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auntie grizelda, I think the "heart" is exactly the same shape...
Posted by Arthur Zifferelli on December 27, 2012 at 3:35 PM · Report this
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@4: I'm well aware, but the cover up takes some of the fun out of it!
At least Mr. Champagne Guy gets to remain anonymous, if only a little
em-bare-assed.
Posted by auntie grizelda on December 27, 2012 at 11:39 PM · Report this
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I think it's "interesting" that the "equipment" can be covered by such a petite, er, fig leaf.
Posted by Arthur Zifferelli on December 31, 2012 at 7:50 AM · Report this
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So--how was the champagne, Marcus?
Posted by auntie grizelda on January 2, 2013 at 1:32 PM · Report this

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