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Drunk of the Week

"Pumpkin Head" Brian

Brian showed up to the party wasted and sans costume. A conveniently placed jack-o'-lantern seemed like the perfect solution. Well, "perfect" until he tried to walk around with zero peripheral vision. Brian ran into a door frame, spilled a bunch of drinks, tripped on a rug, and then crashed to the floor, landing right on his pumpkin. The pumpkin broke into three equal pieces, and we think we heard Brian moaning, "Help me. Can somebody help me?"

We would have helped you if we weren't laughing so hard. As Drunk of the Week, Brian received a Stranger "Drunk of the Week" T-shirt and 10 bucks to put toward cab fare.

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