Drunk of the Week

WWJD: What Would Jesus Do?

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

Jesus just miraculously woke up (after being totally dead!) on Easter Sunday. Problem is, he's really hungry, and he doesn't have any money to buy food.
What should he do?

Also, Happy Res-Erection, Errrbody! recommended


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Joy to the world...
Posted by Pie Jesu on April 3, 2013 at 11:26 AM · Report this
freesandbags 2
Sprinkle a little holy water on your camera, say 27 Hail Marys and 2 shots of Cuervo then you'll be forgiven Kelly OOO. Nice "sandals" Jesus!
Posted by freesandbags on April 3, 2013 at 12:43 PM · Report this
I think if Jesus were alive and kickin it in today's world he would probably just say "Fuck it, I ain't going through that getting crucified shit again Dad. Not for these mopes." and move to some peaceful tropical island.
Posted by Arturo Bandini on April 3, 2013 at 1:32 PM · Report this
Sweet fancy Moses.
Posted by portland scribe on April 3, 2013 at 8:29 PM · Report this
@3 For the fucking WIN!
Posted by auntie grizelda on April 3, 2013 at 11:36 PM · Report this
sparkydive 6
Shake that money maker, Haysoos!
Posted by sparkydive on April 4, 2013 at 6:27 PM · Report this
I appreciate the article, short and all with plenty of visuals.
however, if you did know anything about Jesus changing water into wine, you would have read the line in the story where the host at the wedding (where this happened) claimed that this was the best wine, definitely not the Two Buck Chuck you're portraying it to be.
"Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the goodwine until now." John 2:10 KJV

now in order to keep raining on your parade, though I do think the options you gave us to be quite humorous:
-Jesus stripping would go against OT teachings about Lust, but I do see humor in this, not the obvious blasphemy/sacrilegious shock you might be trying to achieve, just amusing ignorance.
0Jesus had faith that everything would be provided for him so panhandling is really quite possibly the most realistic answer and yet I'm not satisfied with it.

Forgetting that this guy's PNW pale and not tanned or olive skinned lie the original probably was, he is wearing sneakers!!! the real only big fail in his costume in an otherwise interesting performance.
Posted by rainny day on April 7, 2013 at 11:57 AM · Report this
Did Rainny Day really go to that much effort to waste everyone's time? Wow.
Posted by jenc01 on April 8, 2013 at 2:20 PM · Report this
Probably less time than it took to write this article anyways. Besides aren't inaccuracies worth correcting or do you work for Boeing?
Then again, Rainy Day does rain on our fun here, it's supposed to be light hearted fun... wait a minute isn't that how racial stereotypes work to begin with?
Posted by Overcast Day on April 8, 2013 at 6:03 PM · Report this
matt clark 10
Anyone arguing "inaccuracies" in reference to Jesus is a fucking idiot.
Posted by matt clark on April 9, 2013 at 6:11 PM · Report this

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