Drunk of the Week
Do you ever do that ridiculous thing where you think you'll save a lot of money by drinking at home before going out? And then you arrive at the club, already drunk, with lipstick on your teeth, and one of the cans of cat food (Iams Premium Pâté™, turkey flavor, to be exact) that you're using to stuff your bra falls out and goes rolling across the bar floor, and you have no choice but to go pick it up? I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!
There'll be lots of Kitty Titties and more at this weekend's 'Mo-Wave Queer Music & Arts Festival RIGHT HERE!