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Drunk of the Week

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This photo was submitted with just this wee bit of information: "Found on Airport Way South, near Georgetown Records." So what happened here? There must be a story, and I'll bet it's a doozy. recommended

 

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A strap on is no guarantee against a santorum-free experience.
Posted by carnivorous chicken on April 24, 2013 at 9:09 AM · Report this
2
Cocked and loaded!!! EEEEEEK!
Posted by auntie grizelda on April 24, 2013 at 9:19 AM · Report this
3
It doesn't smell, I promise.
Posted by meb on April 24, 2013 at 9:50 AM · Report this
Spiffy D 4
Airport Way South! That was it.

Wonder if my cellphone and keys are there too.
Posted by Spiffy D on April 24, 2013 at 9:57 AM · Report this
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"Hey, fake testes!"
"Sup, fake cock? What it is..."
"I'm sober as fuck!"
"Really? Me too!"
"Yeah, it's like there aren't any actual drunk people in Seattle ever."
"Weird, right? Well, if there aren't any drunkards left in this seemingly dry city, who's gonna be drunk of the week?"
"We will."
"But we aren't drunk."
"Doesn't matter, it's The Stranger. At least we aren't bitching about library architecture."
Posted by Attackedbybirds on April 24, 2013 at 10:52 AM · Report this
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"Hey, fake testes!"
"Sup, fake cock? What it is..."
"I'm sober as fuck!"
"Really? Me too!"
"Yeah, it's like there aren't any actual drunk people in Seattle ever."
"Weird, right? Well, if there aren't any drunkards left in this seemingly dry city, who's gonna be drunk of the week?"
"We will."
"But we aren't drunk."
"Doesn't matter, it's The Stranger. At least we aren't bitching about library architecture."
Posted by Chris.wells on April 24, 2013 at 11:04 AM · Report this
scary tyler moore 7
i submitted that photo. it was just lyin' there last monday around 7:15 am. when i went to all city coffee 'bout an hour later, it was gone. georgetown is a LOT wilder than i ever imagined. thank you, kelly o!
Posted by scary tyler moore http://pushymcshove.blogspot.com/ on April 24, 2013 at 8:31 PM · Report this
Godzilla1916 8
Seattle Hash House Harriers, the Sounders lost their sacred vessel.
Posted by Godzilla1916 on April 25, 2013 at 4:41 PM · Report this
9
Disgusted by the mulatto nature of this unexpected phallus, Gene Hitler threw his hands up and called it a night.
Posted by BWDpodcast on April 25, 2013 at 5:35 PM · Report this
10
So sorry Meg, just couldn’t find anything else to stir the coffee with.
Posted by fif on April 26, 2013 at 8:28 PM · Report this
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I'd ditch the shoes, too; THAT type of ballet is way too hard to do.
Posted by Otterness on April 26, 2013 at 11:42 PM · Report this
12
Strap off?
Posted by killerB on April 27, 2013 at 8:01 PM · Report this
13
"Fuck that shit!"
Posted by Tucatz on April 27, 2013 at 9:06 PM · Report this
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Drunken love affair gets so hot it catches local fertilizer plant on fire in Texas. A later explosion from this plant was so massive it blew the couple's dildo all the way to Seattle where it was found by fifth graders in Mrs. McGuthery's class during their annual road side clean up project. It was later identified by Seattle detectives as the one on the couple's insurance claim.
Posted by Snorydr on April 28, 2013 at 9:53 AM · Report this
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Detachable Penis. King Missile
Posted by Lizz on April 28, 2013 at 10:13 AM · Report this
16
"Detachable Penis..." (the song) lol
Posted by lchouser on April 29, 2013 at 10:54 AM · Report this
17
"You should see the OTHER guy!"
Posted by lchouser on April 29, 2013 at 10:56 AM · Report this
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#12 wins
Posted by FredL on April 29, 2013 at 3:57 PM · Report this
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Although I have to agree with #5 & #6 that at least it wasn't about the beacon hill library architecture -that story was so horrible that I was compelled to register an account to express my hatred of it only to find a million people beat me to it.
Posted by FredL on April 29, 2013 at 3:59 PM · Report this
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The other night at Westlake, my skateboarding was impeded by a strange multicolored glass object sitting on the planter. This turned out to be a rather large, blown-glass dildo, covered in Westlake's omnipresent slime and trash. It being Westlake, I just let it wash over me and kept skating. That is, until a passing meth enthusiast unwittingly picked it up and examined it. After a few puzzled moments, the general murmur of the horrified onlookers reached the ears of the unfortunate gutter-dildo examiner. This person's face at the moment they realized what, exactly, they were holding is not one I'll soon forget.
Posted by PineStreetBomber on April 30, 2013 at 8:59 AM · Report this
tedb310 21
#4 my best laugh of the day!
Posted by tedb310 on April 30, 2013 at 8:14 PM · Report this
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"Balls to the Wall"

No really... to the left of the balls there's a wall.

Posted by Anastasia Beaverhausen on April 30, 2013 at 9:00 PM · Report this
Mahtli69 23
Michael Jackson
Posted by Mahtli69 on April 30, 2013 at 10:18 PM · Report this
Pope Peabrain 24
Dil-don't!
Posted by Pope Peabrain on May 1, 2013 at 2:59 AM · Report this
JustSayGo 25
Talk about a 9lb hammer...
Posted by JustSayGo on May 1, 2013 at 8:47 AM · Report this
biffp 26
Midst of a Tom Robbins book: dildo runs off with a bottle of lube and a vibrator to hitchhike to the San Fernando Valley and get into movies.
Posted by biffp on May 1, 2013 at 10:29 AM · Report this

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