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Drunk of the Week

Submitted by Nicole

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This photo, sent in by Nicole from Michigan—of a man wearing only cowboy boots, gold underwear, and a gun belt on his lower half—needs a caption. The only thing Nicole had to say: "Look at this yump! This drunk yump." What the hell is a yump?! I don't know, but I really do want to understand. recommended

 

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lolorhone 1
Yokel + Chump = Yump?
Posted by lolorhone on June 5, 2013 at 5:43 PM · Report this
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Cowboy boots, thong undies, cigarette, dark shades and a gun? Yump must be "idiot" in Yiddish or proud Michigander.
Posted by Momma on June 6, 2013 at 6:06 AM · Report this
Godzilla1916 3
Yump = Yummy pistol!
Posted by Godzilla1916 on June 6, 2013 at 4:16 PM · Report this
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Boy, all you anti-gun nutters...

You just don't know how how to handle it when you see a homosexual Tea Bagger...
Posted by Arthur Zifferelli on June 7, 2013 at 10:17 AM · Report this
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@4: Arthur, what I find hard to "handle" is continuous, senselessly tragic news of yet another 3-year-old running around with a cocked, loaded AK-47, yelling, "Bang, Bang!", blows up his or her brother, sister, parents, or anyone else FOR REAL, and the NRA just smiles, and proudly markets "My First Rifle" for redneck toddlers. And our do-nothing Congress and Just Say No Rethugs and their Tea Party lackeys shrug off yet another mentally ill psychopath wiping out a school district.

This is one time that your usual "rapid-fire" COCAINE AND MALT LIQUOR joke just isn't funny.
The NRA and their pro-gun enthusiasts sound like the real nutters to me.
Posted by auntie grizelda on June 7, 2013 at 12:57 PM · Report this
sparkydive 6
The photo - it's like Deliverance meets Brokeback Mountain meets..... Mash?
Posted by sparkydive on June 7, 2013 at 7:37 PM · Report this
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Yump: a contraction of Yes, a blind MLB umpire, and/or a sober judge.
Posted by Judge Knot on June 9, 2013 at 12:28 AM · Report this
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That background looks awful familiar! A lot of strange things have happened in that yard!
Posted by Auntie Roach on June 9, 2013 at 4:14 AM · Report this

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