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Drunk of the Week

Drinking Beer with the Last Frontier

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

Did you know that girls from Alaska—land of the midnight sun; the 49th state, purchased from Russia in 1867 for two cents an acre; land of three million lakes, grizzly bears, bald eagles, and the annual Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race—are unfuckwithable? And I'm not talking about Sarah Palin and her weird brood of tree and twig people. I'm talking REAL Alaskan women. You can't outrace, outshoot, or outdrink even one of them. Don't even try. Ooh, and if you piss one off, don't be surprised if you find all four of your car tires slashed by a bowie knife. I wish I'd been born in Alaska. recommended

 

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The Amazing Jim 1
I wasn't into watersports before and I'm twice as much not into them now!
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on June 17, 2009 at 11:31 AM · Report this
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great plug the drunks and not the eats... And yeah you have to be radial tire tough to chug beer in matching band and nails...
Posted by me on June 17, 2009 at 12:01 PM · Report this
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You know what else women from Alaska are? Ugly. And stupid. In my experience. Those photos appear to bear that out.
Posted by you on June 17, 2009 at 9:47 PM · Report this
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And you're probably just some miserable fat ugly fuck who has nothing better to do but judge everyone else...
Posted by manjala on June 17, 2009 at 11:48 PM · Report this
gnr8r 5
go to alaska and spend some time in north pole, ak. cant fuck with em cuz you dont want anything to do with em.
Posted by gnr8r http://www.plutosrevenge.blogspot.com on June 18, 2009 at 8:38 AM · Report this
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she looks like a fun one...good for her!!!!!
Posted by nire10 on June 18, 2009 at 8:59 AM · Report this
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She sure got a purdy mouth.
Posted by ctmcmull on June 18, 2009 at 11:25 AM · Report this
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i think these are all staged anyway. i saw them setting it up and manufacturing the shot when they were at the Eagle a while back.
Posted by Still a Stranger Fan on June 18, 2009 at 1:03 PM · Report this
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As a friend of this little cutie I can ASSure you that this picture is not staged. In fact this bitch could double fist two pitchers next time if she was that fucking thirsty!!

Love ya Sweet Tits!
Posted by wifey2214 on June 18, 2009 at 1:50 PM · Report this
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Did anyone notice that her initials are AA? Hahaha, I'm just saying. But seriously, this girl is a sweetheart. Keep doing you ASH, we love it!
Posted by saucysp on June 18, 2009 at 3:29 PM · Report this
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Staging and manufacturing? Huh? In any case, there's lots of different ways that I take these photos week to week. One thing I'll guarantee, 110%. These people are drunk. 9 times out of 10 I'm probably also drunk when I take the photo...
Posted by Kelly O on June 19, 2009 at 11:23 AM · Report this
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A bowie knife?

A REAL AK women would use a chainsaw, explosive, gun, or a combination of the three.

Fuck-I seen AK women use flaming arrows. That was just to give the guy a running chance.
Posted by AK Rob on June 19, 2009 at 4:09 PM · Report this
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And Kelly O...you would fit right in. Hell half the women "from" Alaska came from somewhere else.

Come up for the Pelican Boardwalk Boogie. Fishing town of about 150. 3 bars. No cops. No roads. Bars close for 3 hours-if at all.
Posted by AK Rob on June 19, 2009 at 4:16 PM · Report this
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@1 - Now I'm concerned about being slightly turned on by the photo.
Posted by datajunkie on June 20, 2009 at 8:39 PM · Report this
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If Alaska's so great, why are so many AKers moving down here?

Ohhhhh-----yeah. Sarah Palin.
Ouch. Sorry.
Posted by clara pellar on June 21, 2009 at 4:54 AM · Report this
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That's my fucking best friend. I love you Ash!!!
Posted by Naener on June 21, 2009 at 2:16 PM · Report this
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@16: So-o-o-o-o-o----if DOTW is your best friend, what do you like better about Washington, compared to Alaska? Are the bars / booze better down here in the Lower 48? I'm just curious.

@15: Yeah--I'd wanna get the fuck away from Sarah Palin, too!
Posted by li'l latin lupe lu on June 21, 2009 at 11:51 PM · Report this
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CHUG-A-LUG, GIRL!!!!!!
Posted by martini bar babe on June 21, 2009 at 11:53 PM · Report this
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thank you kelly O. you made my summer!! drinks on me next time we run into each other..hoping sooner then later :) ill have to show you some other tricks AK women pick up here and there while doing hard time in the last frontier! peace and luv- Ashley Alaska
Posted by Ashley Alaska on June 22, 2009 at 12:52 PM · Report this
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Ashley you RULE and others drool...
Posted by Kelly O on June 22, 2009 at 3:09 PM · Report this
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and #12/13 - Flaming arrows + 24 hour bars + zero cops? It kinda sounds like how I'd like to spend my summer vacation!
Posted by Kelly O on June 22, 2009 at 3:16 PM · Report this
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As an Alaskan stuck in Missouri, I will say that true Alaskan women are amazing. And as someone who has travelled all 50 states and beyond, they are the hottest. Not in a new york or LA skank, make-up way, but in that they dont bother with skank make-up and they are fit and active and can do anything and have things to actually talk about other than TV shows. They are hot and amazing! Best sex in the world!

So...stay away from Alaska and leave it to people who get it. And PS, Palin is far from being an Alaskan. She was not born there and has nothing in common with real Alaskan gals. She is the aforementioned out of state make-up smearing skank! Her daughters are in training! Now the gals in these pics are gorgeous and I hope i meet them some day!

Sincerely,
Casey-stuck in Missouri hoping to get home soon!! I miss and love you Fairbanks! Read Margaret Murie's "Two In The Far North." denali2002@hotmail.com
Posted by caseyfromfairbanks on June 24, 2009 at 2:20 PM · Report this
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As an Alaskan stuck in Missouri, I will say that true Alaskan women are amazing. And as someone who has travelled all 50 states and beyond, they are the hottest. Not in a new york or LA skank, make-up way, but in that they dont bother with skank make-up and they are fit and active and can do anything and have things to actually talk about other than TV shows. They are hot and amazing! Best sex in the world!

So...stay away from Alaska and leave it to people who get it. And PS, Palin is far from being an Alaskan. She was not born there and has nothing in common with real Alaskan gals. She is the aforementioned out of state make-up smearing skank! Her daughters are in training! Now the gals in these pics are gorgeous and I hope i meet them some day!

Sincerely,
Casey-stuck in Missouri hoping to get home soon!! I miss and love you Fairbanks! Read Margaret Murie's "Two In The Far North." denali2002@hotmail.com
Posted by caseyfromfairbanks on June 24, 2009 at 2:25 PM · Report this
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Right on, Casey! I hope you can make it back to Fairbanks one day soon.

WHOOOOEEE!! I'm no match for Ashley Alaska! She'd beat the beer-bongin' boys I went to high school with any day!
Posted by humblepie on June 25, 2009 at 11:29 PM · Report this
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Fuck yeah, Alaska! And double fuck yeah for kickass Alaskan women.

I don't know what it really says about me or Alaska, but for all the bitching about how there are no women here, I've gotten laid more since I got here a couple years ago than I have in my entire goddamn life.

Of course, right now, I'm now stuck at the end of the goddamn world ( http://29eagles.com/aboutme/shemya/ ), which is great for my pocketbook, but does cramp my style a touch when it comes to the finer things in life :D
Posted by I moved to Alaska by accident on July 13, 2009 at 11:40 PM · Report this
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All you haters got nothing on the AK... I am a Kodiak girl born & raised and wouldn't trade my Alaskan roots for anything in the world. Yeah... I can shotgun beer better than anyone I've met down in the States, and yeah I've been surfing up here in the cold, cold waters, and yeah I've seen some of the gnarliest bar fights you'd ever want to avoid, and yeah I could probably kick your ass but I'm a lover not a fighter... what do you care about what I do?

Stop hating... if you don't understand it then leave it alone. We like it better when Statesiders stay away if they can't adapt to the lifestyle up here...
Posted by Miss Punch'N'Smooch on July 24, 2009 at 4:08 PM · Report this
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@Miss Punch'N'Smooch: Who's hating you?
I personally have never even been to Alaska, but would love to visit and see what's left of your beautiful natural wildlife, and am not slamming AKers at all.

I'm just curious, though, because I am native Washingtonian who, throughout my lifetime has met a TON of people who move here from parts all over and all they do is bitch about the rain, "nothing to do", I-5's a fucking parking lot, etc., etc.
So it goes both ways, doesn't it?
Posted by wileEcoyote on July 26, 2009 at 7:25 AM · Report this

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