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Gary ñMuther" Ader
It's like thunder clapped and a lightning bolt dropped Gary down from the drunken gods above. We went to the Crescent on Capitol Hill, hoping to cheer on some friends as they sang karaoke, and found this guy, with this self-titled proclamation scrawled on his belly in Magic Marker. It's almost like he knew we were coming. Gary was good and saucy on Busch beer as he alternately sang songs into the karaoke microphone and an eight-inch rubber penis. He later told us, "I'm usually a nice Catholic girl."
They don't make girls like you in West Seattle! As Drunk of the Week, Gary received a "Drunk of the Week" T-shirt and 10 bucks to put toward cab fare.
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