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This Satirday last found Amy gettin' a wee bit gee-eyed at thee Cowgirls Inc. in Pioneer Square. Shore it's true, with a pint in each hand, ye can get cogged faster. Arrah! Could things be more aisy? (Be the hokey, this stuff is only brillo!) Jaysus, Amy was so shlossed she was tinkin' she ought t'ride that mechanical bull. Banterin' with her mates in the snug, Amy was all spoofin' and blather. Her friends felt it a bit of a bore, and so to them she says, "What's with the snobby weather?"
"What a piss up!" As Drunk of the Week, Amy received a "Drunk of the Week" T-shirt and 10 bucks to put toward cab fare.



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