Which of the following should be outlawed in 2013?
(A) Baggy men's jeans with oversize pockets and ornate stitching.
(B) Wearing sunglasses at night.
(C) Sucking down so many Jell-O shots at the Unicorn that you feel compelled to do somersaults outside on the dirty sidewalk.
(D) Sending a fax.
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Sidewalk somersaults 4-ever!