Kelly O

Which of the following should be outlawed in 2013?

(A) Baggy men's jeans with oversize pockets and ornate stitching.

(B) Wearing sunglasses at night.

(C) Sucking down so many Jell-O shots at the Unicorn that you feel compelled to do somersaults outside on the dirty sidewalk.

(D) Sending a fax. recommended

UPDATE: Check out these ACTION SHOTS!
Sidewalk somersaults 4-ever!