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Drunk of the Week

Jinkins
Once upon a time there was a man with a really big sword, a sword just as grand and glorious as one from the real kingdom of Mordor. This man took his sword (zip-tied down to a scabbard, of course) and his elfin ears and his devil horns on a mystical adventure to the Middle Earth Ball, in the heart of magical Ballard. And this is where we found Sir Jinkins double-fisting pints of dark and frothy grog. Mmmm. When we asked him how his grog was, he replied, "Guinness good!"

Cousin Frodo would be proud! As Drunk of the Week, Sir Jinkins received a "Drunk of the Week" T-shirt and 10 dollars to put toward arrows. KELLY O

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