Kelly O

Please don't call me a cougar (or a fag hag again!), but for Christmas this year, I'd like for you to use your magical powers to make it so that more of the men in Seattle bars go topless (especially the ones with nice, hairy chests). I know it's a weird request, but I think it's a positive one. Also, last year I asked you if you'd move that Portland club Silverado up here, but I'm still waiting—any news? Thanks! Oh, and I left you some cookies (and a vodka soda). With love, Kelly O recommended