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Drunk of the Week

Dear Santa:

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

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Please don't call me a cougar (or a fag hag again!), but for Christmas this year, I'd like for you to use your magical powers to make it so that more of the men in Seattle bars go topless (especially the ones with nice, hairy chests). I know it's a weird request, but I think it's a positive one. Also, last year I asked you if you'd move that Portland club Silverado up here, but I'm still waiting—any news? Thanks! Oh, and I left you some cookies (and a vodka soda). With love, Kelly O recommended

 

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gr8lakesgrrl 1
Hmmm, I'm not really into hirsute men, per se, but that one is downright lickable! Also, admiring an attractive male form does not make one a faghag. So there. ;)
Posted by gr8lakesgrrl on December 18, 2013 at 9:24 AM · Report this
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apparently, I should go shirtless more often. except for the manboobs.
Posted by manofoar on December 18, 2013 at 10:53 AM · Report this
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Kelly O. --

Wait, does this mean there ARE women out there who love a really furry chest? Goddamn, I was wrong about you! I hereby retract ALL of my snide DOTW comments through the years.

Is this the beginning of a hairy-chest-as-irresistable-sexiness revival? The Calvin Klein twinks have been keepin' us real men down for too damn long!
Posted by ctmcmull on December 19, 2013 at 4:00 PM · Report this
freesandbags 4
That hairy dude has a sweet beard. Merry Christmas Kelly OOO. I hear that Santa has something in his sack...just for You!
Posted by freesandbags on December 20, 2013 at 2:00 PM · Report this
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@3 - Yes, Virginia - there ARE women who love a hairy chest!! Hells to the yeah. Smooth hairless chests are for self-doubting BABIES.

And HAPPY HO-HO's freesandbags! Yr the best, and thanks for reading!
Posted by Kelly O on December 20, 2013 at 2:50 PM · Report this
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Whoa-a-a-a-a........!! He's got something in his sack, all right!...um....!??!?!
Okay, now I'm back to having some delectable Brad Pitt (think "J.D." in Thelma & Louise) dreams again! Oof!
And I got my birthday and Christmas wish this year---to acquire a Thelma Yvonne Dickinson tummy!! YAY!

Merry Christmas, Kelly O, fellow sloggers, and everyone working for The Stranger!
Posted by auntie grizelda on December 23, 2013 at 9:19 PM · Report this
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Merry Christmas Auntie G!!!
(also, have you watched any of the episodes of "Sons of Anarachy"? The actor who plays Jax is very Brad Pitt-esque. He'll get in your dreams!)

Merry XXXmas!!!
Posted by Kelly O on December 24, 2013 at 4:30 AM · Report this

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