Drunk of the Week
Who Needs Marco Polo (When You've Got Mary Poppins)!
Have you ever been lounging poolside when, all of a sudden, Mary Motherfuckin' Poppins (topless and wearing only red swim trunks) jumps into the water, scaring all the children? This is exactly what happened to me this past Saturday night at Seattle's Warwick Hotel. When I asked Mary what would possess her to jump into the pool with her umbrella, she simply replied, "Vodka," and then flew away.