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Who Needs Marco Polo (When You've Got Mary Poppins)!

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

Have you ever been lounging poolside when, all of a sudden, Mary Motherfuckin' Poppins (topless and wearing only red swim trunks) jumps into the water, scaring all the children? This is exactly what happened to me this past Saturday night at Seattle's Warwick Hotel. When I asked Mary what would possess her to jump into the pool with her umbrella, she simply replied, "Vodka," and then flew away. recommended

 

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That's more like Scary Poppins!
Posted by auntie grizelda on March 5, 2014 at 1:42 PM · Report this
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By the way, isn't the opening of an umbrella indoors supposed to bring bad luck? Eek!
Posted by auntie grizelda on March 5, 2014 at 11:49 PM · Report this
3
I love ya Kelly but this is kinda weak.
Posted by williamfontane on March 7, 2014 at 2:14 AM · Report this
Texas10R 4
Why does anyone care about this?
Posted by Texas10R on March 11, 2014 at 7:00 PM · Report this
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Kelly, you meet more mixed nuts than anyone since John Waters.
Posted by portland scribe on April 2, 2014 at 10:25 AM · Report this

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